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First Katy Perry gets dumped by Russell Brand via text, now Charlie Sheen is reportedly FIRING Selma Blair the same way! These are things that need to happen face-to-face, people!
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Someone is in luuuuuv!
Ashton Kutcher has turned into a schmoopy love bug now that he's fallen head over heels for Mila Kunis.
For realz, Perezcious readers, have you even seen a guy so into his lady?
Not only has Ashton been living in London while Mila films there - which is totes adorbzies - but he can't keep his hands off her when they're out and about!
Ashton was totally clinging to his lady love while they enjoyed some relaxation time during a trip to St. Tropez…but they weren't alone!
It seems they've really struck up a friendship with the royals because Princess Beatrice, her boyfriend David Clark joined them once again for a get together along with some other friends.
Does this mean Ashton might soon become Sir Ashton Kutcher?
Well, we're sure Mila will let him stick around either way!
Ch-ch-check out more pics (below)!
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Oh hayy cowboy!!!
Or….fedora man!! What category of hat does that fit under, anyway??
Oh right. It’s the Indiana Jones hat we spotted Ashton Kutcher in earlier!!
But Ashton wasn't the only one role-playing this time!! Mila Kunis joined him for dinner and was wearing a costume piece of her own — a Batman sweater!! We'd love to see how a rumble between THOSE heros would turn out!!!
And to add to the evening's excitement, the two lovebirds were spotted eating with some friends of the royal family, no big deal! Haven’t you heard, that’s totes the standard crowd for them these days!
We love all these fun dates we’ve been spotting these two on since they’ve made the temporary move to London Town!!
Keep spreading that love, you guys!!
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Do you have a favorite classic English pub? Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis do- in London!
That 70s couple were spotted having a very 2013 lunch date at the Landsdown public house in London on Monday.
Ashton and Mila stayed close but seemed to keep their eyes on their smart phones almost the entire meal! Hey, no judgment here! Those Words With Friends games can get super intense! LOLz!
Mila has a couple days of downtime from filming while her Jupiter Ascending costar Channing Tatum takes a little paternity time!
How better to spend it than a pint with your best pal- who also happens to be your seksi boy toy! We approve!
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Say what you want, they're still going strong!
Some ladiez might say once a cheater, always a cheater, but Ashton Kutcher is staying loyal and loving to his leading lady.
Ashton was spotted wining and dining Mila Kunis while they continue their London romp as she films Jupiter Ascending there.
If dinner went well, we suspect they might have gone home to practice some baby making! We've heard they've stopped taking precautions against getting preggers, but even if they don't make a wee one just yet, the practice sure is fun!
And based on how quickly Mila and Ashton left Dim T for their car, we're guessing they think it's pretty damn fun as well!
Now go make some beautiful babiez, you two!
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We guess anyone who thought Ashton Kutcher was only rebounding with Mila Kunis was way off!
The couple is going strong a year in, and according to a source, Ashton may be getting closer to that step he never took with ex Demi Moore.
The source says:

The ballots were cast, and the votes are in!
Vivid Entertainment polled porn aficionados around the world to determine which seXXXy mainstream star they would really love to watch bang on camera, but you might not believe who they picked!
And the survey says…
Mila Kunis! She took 38% of the vote!!!
Wowzers! This is a bit of an upset considering last month Jennifer Lawrence won the very same title!!
Aww! We're sure the sticky keyboard club would gratefully give each gal a tiara if it meant they'd star together in a girl-on-girl video, LOLz!!
You could call it Friends with Benefits… and Double-Sided Dildos!
We wonder whether they'll give the people what they want! Ha!!
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