It viciously read:
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You're not the only one rolling in dough! Someone half your size has about just as much as you do!
Considering that his career pales in comparison to yours and yet he still has as much money is really saying something!
Then again, what exactly is the dollar amount of the bill he is holding? And why isn't it green?
As we've mentioned before, Heath Ledger's final film is Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.
After Ledger's death, several A-listers filled in to complete the movie: Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell.
Movie execs have also been trying for a while to get the film sold before it made it's appearance at the Cannes Film Festival.
The movie finally premiered in Cannes on Friday. And on the red carpet to promote the flick was none other than
Verne Troyer Mini-Me.
Troyer was there alongside Terry Gilliam and others to promote the movie and walk the red carpet.
Hope the movie lives up to its hype!
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From one famewhore to another!
Last year, Mini Me's fame hungry ex-girlfriend got her 15 minutes by trying to sell a sex tape she made with the miniature star.
Well,it looks like he's found an English tart who has stars in her eyes too!
Mini Me has been hitting the London pAArty scene - hard! - after finishing up his UK Celebrity Big Brother gig.
And, now, reports have emerged that he met and then proceeded to shag former UK Big Brother reality ho, Chanelle Hayes.
Chanelle is known for positioning herself as the Victoria Beckham of the Brit reality star world.
What an insult, right Posh?!
Mini Me is apparently so impressed with Chanelle that he's reached out to his Austin Powers bosses about fashioning a movie role for her in the upcoming sequel.
Yeah, that will really happen. Mini Me has sooooooo much pull in Hollywood!
Chanelle told the Brit media on Saturday, “I am such a massive fan of Austin Powers, I love those movies. If the chance came up for a part, I’d jump at it.”
We're sure she would!
Update: A rep for Verne has contacted PerezHilton.com to confirm the original story released by the Daily Star is not true. Verne's rep says, "This story is a complete fabrication and another great example of garbage British tabloid journalism. This was another shameless attempt for someone to get their name in the press, no matter what the circumstances."
We wouldn't doubt Chanelle's "people" planted the story.
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Almost nothing can top Mini Me drunk, naked and peeing in a corner as a contestant on VH1's Surreal Life, but….this newest shiz comes pretty damn close!
The Austin Powers star is currently competing in Britain's Celebrity Big Brother, and on Thursday, after having a little too much to drink, Mini madness ensued.
He was drunk driving and had a crash as his motorized scooter rammed it into a door!
Why didn't any one take away his scooter keys?!
CLICK HERE to watch the video of the "incident".
Verne is such a mess!
“Soon after I met him, he almost drank himself to death. I heard he was in hospital and when I got there he was lying in bed covered in vomit and diarrhea.”
- Mini Me's ex-wife reveals to the UK's News of the World. She also claimed that the current UK Celebrity Big Brother contestant would knock back up to a litre of vodka and a 12-pack of Budweiser in a single day.
The newest edition of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother kicked off on Friday.
Of the eleven 'celebrity' contestants, three are from the US's D-list pool, Mini Me, sister of Michael and Janet, LaToya Jackson, and rapper Coolio.
What a distinguished US bunch!
Click here to see who the Americans are facing off against.
Good luck and may the best woman or man win….
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He's such a pussy magnet!
After a not-so-tiny sex tape scandal in June and resulting split from aspiring actress (term used very loosely) Ranae Shrider, it seems that Mini-Me Verne Troyer has already got a hot new girlfriend
on his arm.
The desperate girl in question is 22-year-old model Dominique Arganese.
An insider tells In Touch Weekly that Verne just can't get enough of Dominique and he and the Montreal model recently spent a weekend in La Vegas. They went to dinner at Strip House where they were seen drinking cocktails and kissing, and, as an insider blabbed, the two "seemed in love."
Let's just hope he left the video camera at home!