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Coachella: Relive All The Sexy Celebrity Looks From Last Year!

Revisit the Coachella 2016 fashions!

Coachella is coming!

And so is a lot of skin, lace, fringe, and probably loads of cultural appropriation too, despite our best efforts.

Before we strap into the ride that will be Coachella 2017, let's throw a fond glance back at all the stylings of the past year. It was a helluva party!

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Orlando Bloom Explains Those Peen Pics & His Amicable Split From Katy Perry!

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Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom has something to say!

In a new interview with Elle UK, the 40-year-old addresses those highly-publicized peen pics (you know the ones) and proves breakups don't have to be the worst thing ever, as exemplified by his relationships with Katy Perry and Miranda Kerr.

First things first, let's talk about those nude photos. We know that's what you're really here for.

As you may remember, The Lord Of The Rings star was vacationing with the Roar singer back in August when he was photographed paddleboarding naked. Happens, ya know?

Related: Katy Laughs Off Those Ryan Phillippe Dating Rumors!

On the moment seen ’round the Internet, Orly insists his eye for spotting paparazzi really let him down:

"It was extremely surprising, I wouldn't have put myself in that position if I'd thought it would happen. I've been photographed a million times in a million different ways. I have a good radar. We'd been completely alone for five days. Nothing around us. There was no way anyone could get anything. So I had a moment of feeling free … What can I tell you? Note to self: you're never free. Ha!"

Well, at least he has a sense of humor about it now…

As for his recent split from Katy Kat after a year of being together, Orlando insists everything is friendly between the two:

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Nail It Once Again At Louis Vuitton While Michelle Williams & Cate Blanchett Fall Short

Jen and Justin lead the pack at Vuitton.

Ah, the fabulous ones.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were the king and queen of the Louis Vuitton X Jeff Koons exhibition in Paris Tuesday night. They even posed like royalty!

Related: Jen & Justin Smolder In Leather

We're seriously in love with Jen's look — she wears that leather Vuitton corset like a goddess. And the blazer and pants work perfectly with such a bold piece!

Justin also rocked leather, wearing a seriously sexy pair of pants with a simple black knit top. He and his wifey are just perfect for each other.

Others at the event, including Michelle Williams and Cate Blanchett, were less fashionably fortunate. Michelle's floral silk dress with lace inserts looked like a cross between a table cloth and a doily, while Cate came just short of nailing it thanks to her horribly fitted pants.

Oh well, not everyone can do it right!

Get a closer look and check out Miranda Kerr's outfit in the gallery (above)!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Orlando Bloom Is Back To Being A Bachelor Now — But See All The Ladies He's Been Linked To!

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Refresh your memory!!

Taylor Swift isn't the only one with a long list of ex-lovers!!

While Orlando Bloom is now back in headlines for his split from Katy Perry, the actor has had his fair share of exes — and there's nothing wrong with that!

You probably remember the Lord of the Rings star was married to Miranda Kerr for three years before they divorced in 2013, but how do you remember his flames… rumored and confirmed??

Cough, cough Selena Gomez!

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This Engaged Supermodel & Billionaire Are Totally Not Having Any Sex!

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Miranda and Evan are waiting for sex.

Imagine being engaged to a supermodel and not having any sex with her! That's Evan Spiegel's life!

The Snapchat founder apparently doesn't have the awesome sex life we just assumed he had, what with having Miranda Kerr as a partner and everything.

Related: Look At Orlando Bloom's Penis!!!

The supermodel let it slip during a recent interview with The Times that she and her future husband are "waiting." When the journalist interviewing her mentioned that he uses birth control, Miranda blurted "I don't." She then had to clarify to the interviewer that she wasn't worried about getting pregnant because, ahem, she wasn't exactly doing the deed.

She said:

"[We're not planning a family] yet. Not until after we get married. My partner is very traditional. We can't … I mean we're just … waiting."

Inneresting…we wouldn't have pegged Evan as being traditional. We assumed nerds got pretty wild behind closed doors, but what do we know??? We know nothing.

Miranda previously told The Edit regarding her man:

"[Evan is] 25, but acts like he's 50. He's not out partying. He goes to work in [L.A.'s] Venice. He comes home. We don't go out. We'd rather be at home and have dinner, go to bed early."

Go to bed early and apparently don't do anything there but sleep! LOLz!

Anyway, they're not the only ones who've waited…

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Dakota Johnson Covers Vogue — Talks Loving 50 Shades AND Those Pesky Jamie Dornan Hate Rumors!

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Dakota Johnson covers Vogue's February issue.

Nice bob!

Dakota Johnson almost doesn't look like herself on the February issue of Vogue magazine with her blunt hair and side-swept bangs. But she does look gorgeous!

Video: New 50 Shades Trailer Has More Sex!

The 50 Shades Darker actress may not be quite her usual spread in the editorial either, but her personality and charm shine through beautifully in an accompanying video where she goofs around and does a pretty decent impression of Miranda Kerr, of all people.

Dakota also addresses two persistent rumors — 1) that she hates 50 Shades Of Grey, and 2) that she and Jamie Dornan hate each other or are having an affair.

However, according to the 27-year-old, she's very proud of having done the BDSM flick. She said:

"I'm truly proud of it. It's a cool story, and I think it's different, and different is what I'm about."

As for those Dornan rumors, she cheekily suggested:

"We hate each other and we're having an affair, so everybody's right. How about that?"

Fair enough!

Check out her funny clip (below)!

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12 Days Of Perezmas: 1 Big Orlando Bloom Penis!!!

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One big, glorious Orlando Bloom penis!

On the first day of Christmas, pop culture gave to us…

…one big, glorious Orlando Bloom penis!

It was a day like any other, and then, completely out of nowhere, like an unexpected gift falling into your lap, there was peen.

And not just any peen, but Orlando Bloom peen. A peen that has been happily welcomed inside Miranda Kerr and Katy Perry; a peen that has been a pirate and a wood elf; a peen that perfectly preened on a paddle board one hot summer day in Sardinia.

We don't know why Orly chose to make his schlong so pubic, uh, we mean public, but we're not mad or anything.

If his dong is more comfortable in its birthday suit, then by all means, let that wiener go wild!

See it in all its uncensored, uncut beauty (below)!

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