This settles it!
Jessa herself even refers to the Ashley Madison scandal by name (see below).
Saying goodbye is always hard to do, but just because summer is officially over does NOT mean we can't soak in some sun and show off what our momma's gave us, right??
Well that's exactly what Miranda Lambert was thinking as she spent the last day of bikini season in Honolulu, Hawaii, and boy did she make the most of it!
Miranda Lambert is so fit and sexy it's ridiculous. Healthy looks SO GOOD on her!
So of course she's on the cover of Women's Health magazine!
How the heck does she been able to stay so smokin' hot??
One of her secrets is staying off the scale! She said:
Anyone who has tried to lose weight knows that one of the hardest parts of dieting is giving up the unhealthy, greasy goods we love so much!
Well the country goddess had to give up a few more foods for her diet, but she managed to find yummy and healthy alternatives for each thing she gave up!
We've already heard about her low calorie
Remind us to never invite Blake Shelton over to one of our parties!
But he seems like a fun guy… FINE. Remind us to never put out any kind of dip at the parties we invite him to!
That's right! When Blake Shelton sees a dip — most notably Miranda Lambert's mom's party dips — he can't resist the double dip!
Eww! Here's what he said:
The country super star has already shared some of the secrets as to how she got into such great shape, however there are some people out there who are accusing her of having plastic surgery to lose weight!
Well Miranda heard the rumors and was NOT happy about it, so she took to her website to address her weight loss, writing:
What better 30th birthday present to yourself than a slammin' new body??
Miranda Lambert has given herself just that — but it wasn't just a gift she opened up on the morning of her birthday! It took a lot of work!
Luckily, she's not keeping it a secret!
Here's what she said about how she conquered her body into healthy submission:
What better way to show off your fantastic weight loss than in a stunning dress on the biggest night for country music??
The new slimming was thanks to another part of her life that has gone missing: