Archive for the 'Mischa Barton' Category

Give up? You mean that ratty blonde dye job didn't give it away?!

It's Mushy Farton sillies! You can't see her face because shortly before this picture was taken, a wise person on the street alerted her that she had said flabby ass. What you are seeing here is Mushy and her squishy tushy fleeing from the Bardot lounge before anyone else could take a crack at her!

Poor thing! She has nothing left to lose - except maybe some ass fat!

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Sounds like somebody's a little bitter that she willingly gave up her only shot at relevancy!

That mess Mushy Farton recently put down her bong long enough to talk about her time on The O.C., and she couldn't even think of anything nice to say about the smash show!

She mushes:

"As fun as it was and cool as it was, it spawned all these reality TV shows like The Real O.C. and The Real Laguna or whatever. That's gotten a bit out of control… For me, it's a bit funny because I feel like I almost aided the problem for young girls and for that genre."

Seriously, Mush Mush??

We're pretty sure that you have always been much more of a trainwreck than Marissa Cooper, so maybe you should be grateful that you even had the opportunity to be a part of the series!

You know, until you decided you were better than it and subsequently killed your career by quitting!

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Spotted: Mischa Barton at hippie/drug fest Burning Man.

Staying sober???

Unlikely!

Ha. No, this is not one of her side jobs!

It seems Mischa Barton is promoting a Natural Latex Condom with Long Lasting Ring Set overseas. And something tells us she never signed off on this!

LOLz.

Mischa Barton was spotted going puff-puff on a yacht in St. Tropez, France.

Photos show she was smoking a "homemade cigarette" with her new BF, British DJ Lee Tinklin, but we have our doubts about that.

We imagine someone had a major craving for Cheetos and cookie dough ice cream after that little voyage!

Well, shit!

And we thought that we were rid of all of that Mush!

Despite reports that Mischa Barton was moving to Londontown to be with her new boyfriend, her representative has crushed our dreams and denied the story, claiming that it's "not accurate."

Lame! We suppose it's for the best, though!

It would have been pretty sad when he dumped her ass and she had to move all of her stuff back here again!

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WTF kinda trainwreck is this?!

While pAARtying at Camden's Hawley Arms on Monday night, three people beyond help have been brought together by booze: Amy Winehouse, Mischa Barton and Russell Brand's dad, Ron.

A witness claims:

"They were having such a laugh together. Amy was hanging off Ron's every word and linking arms with him. Before long she was having a sing-song with Ron cheering her on.

They were the perfect drinking buddies. Russell must have got his funny genes from his dad, because Ron had Amy in hysterics. The pair were certainly new BFFs for the night and were inseparable at the Hawley. They were nattering and giggling like a pair of schoolkids over drinks. And talking fashion non-stop.

Amy has designed a range for Fred Perry so was bending Mischa's ear about style and Mischa was gushing about how much she loved Amy's music."

Mischa has the wherewithal to leave early, but Wino was out all night long. She changed clothes and head to Balans in Soho where she ordered champagne and cocktails, before dancing and singing in Chinatown.

At 8:25 am, she was seen staggering down Dean Street as a woman held her up. She made a tearful phone call five minutes later and made it home by 11:30 am.

Sad.

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See ya!

Mischa Barton is reportedly moving from El Lay to London for her new boyfriend DJ Ali Love and the couple plans to move in together!

A source reveals:

"Mischa’s found a great new guy. She can’t wait to move to London to be with him. It’s already in the works.'Instead of Hollywood gigs, Mischa’s focusing on a stage career in the West End.

"She wants to spend a year in London and see where things go with both the theatre and Ali. She’s so happy to be starting afresh. She’s so in love!"

Oh, barf!

We'll see if Mushy can pull this off — a new relationship AND a career in the West End?!

Best of luck!

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