Archive for the 'Mischa Barton' Category

Looks like the Mush is getting one last, z-list hurrah before she fades into total obscurity!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that trainwreck stoner has-been former OC wacktress Mischa Barton has a reality show in the works at the Oxygen network!

The series, which would reportedly just document her fascinating life doing nothing, has not been officially picked up. At this stage, "Oxygen ordered a pilot and we will see where it goes from there."

Let's be real - the only reality show she belongs on is Celebrity Rehab!

Ha!

What do U think? Would U watch a reality show about Mush Mush??

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A strange creature was floating around West Hollywood yesterday. It had a translucent face and was wearing red hot pants matched by a scarf knitted by someone's Grandma.

Creeeeeepy!

Why, it was none other than Mischa Barton reunited with her beloved (and usually impounded) Cadillac!

Maybe you should save some of your gas money for a trip to the tanning bed. It's time.

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Left: Mischa Barton making a pit stop at Rite Aid in Beverly Hills yesterday Right: Reality star and rocker Sebastian Bach

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Oh, Mush Mush!

Mischa Barton was spotted going to Trousdale nightclub following the after-party for Bing's "Celebration Of Creative Minds" at BOA Steakhouse.

How the hell did she get an invite?

Creative is not the first thing that comes to mind when we think of Mushy!

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Although it looks nice, Mischa Barton's classic Cadillac convertible is a piece of shiz!

It has broken down several times in the last few months and once again, it needed to be towed away in El Lay during the wee hours of Thursday morning.

Looks like it's time for a new car - if only she could afford it!

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Scary!

Mischa Barton looked like a certifiable hawt mess while leaving a benefit party for Haiti at Cannes VIP Room on Thursday. She emerged looking wide-eyed and disoriented leaving us to wonder - what was she doing in there?!

Ha! Probably have some good ol' fashioned Coke!

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Oh, Mischa Barton!

How the mushy mighty have fallen!

The 'actress' is so desperate for work that she's apparently resorted to posing in bridal gowns as part of a promotional gig for Barcelona's Bridal Week!

Well, we suppose a job is a job, right?? At least we hope she's getting paid!

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Do they want this mess to suck as much as their actresses fail??

We were disgusted to hear earlier that our favorite little ray of sunshine, Kristen Stewart, had signed on to Walter Salles' film adaptation of Jack Kerouac's acclaimed novel-turned-ode to hipsters, On the Road!

Well, if that news isn't BARF-inducing enough, we've just heard that another one of our special little favorites has also just joined the cast - none other than KiKi Drunkst!

UGH. Can you imagine all the floral-printed peasant tops and weird teeth the audience is going to have to endure??

All they need is The Mush and it can be the perfect trifecta of HACK!

Bwa ha ha!

What do U think?? Are U going to be super elitist and aloof and go see these disasters in On the Road??

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