This is so sad.
MMA News Archive
We all pretty much saw this coming.
Back in January, Tito Ortiz smashed his Porsche into a concrete divider on the 405 freeway after partying at the Playboy Mansion, and there were passengers inside!
Reportedly, the 39-year-old MMA fighter blew a 0.12, and has now been charged with
Ashton Kutcher knows a thing or two about being a super sexy hunk of hunk!
His secret?? Working out, duh!
But not just any workout… he does Jiu-Jitsu!
Ashton was spotted leaving his gym after some early morning training in the martial art.
We can tell because he's wearing flip flops and carrying his traditional Gi with him.
He def wasn't gonna wear his Gi out to his car, so he made sure to pack some cool guy clothes.
He was looking super grunge in his faded jeans, plaid shirt and signature trucker hat.
We bet he looks even better underneath his clothes from all that Jiu-Jitsu!! LOLz!
Keep up that fitness, Ashton!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Sooo, this is like permanent, right?? One step below having a kid together is adopting a puppy together!
Superman and his MMA-fighter-turned-action star girlfriend have decided to go to a breeder in Arkansas where they picked up an AH-dorable Akita pup!
The breeders talked about their pleasant experience with the superhero and his gal pal, saying:
This sounds like an action movie — but it's not. It's real life, and there was a real loss of life in defense of another. It doesn't get much more serious than that.
Joseph Torrez, a 27-year-old MMA fighter, managed to take on 4 home intruders that even called to threaten him before showing up to his home in New Mexico. He hospitalized one, and killed one.
According to reports, suspect Leonard Calvillo uttered these chilling words to Joseph over the phone:
WE know that MMA fighter Waylon Lowe shouldn't be embarrassed to take on a company that's allegedly done him dirty, but the MMA world is a pretty macho world — so it's nice to see him put that aside and risk his rep by suing a sex gel company for destroying his penis!
In the lawsuit, he claims a gel called Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel has prolonged his ejaculation indefinitely, and that instead of enhancing his experiences, he now can't ejaculate AT ALL.
Joe Rogan must be the world's foremost expert on both UFC and the physiology of all humans, including that of those who are transgendered.
Let's take Fallon Fox, for example. She's an MMA fighter AND transgender, which is great, because that means that Joe Rogan is an expert on her abilities and her physical make up — and he says there's "no f**king way" she should be allowed to fight other women.
Awful. Here's what he said:
And there's no reason why he should!
MMA fighter, Garrett Holeve has down syndrome, but also has a love for mixed martial arts.
And even though a lot of people would let a disability hold them back, he does NOT let that little discrepancy keep him from training and learning the sport.
Only problem is