Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
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Well, we no longer have the urge to drink any coffee this morning…
A man in Canada claims that after drinking his entire cup of McDonald's coffee on Monday morning, he found a dead mouse laying at the bottom.
Ron Morais of New Brunswick bought his cup of joe and brought it into his office where he downed the entire thing.
It wasn't until he took the lid off to sip the last drops that he noticed the long-dead rodent resting in a small pool of brown, caffeinated water and mouse poop.
We don’t know who should be more embarrassed:
Kraft, the parent company that makes Lunchables, for evidently allowing a mouse to POOP in their food product!
Or… the grown man who admitted to the internet that he eats Lunchables!
What is going on in New York City these days???
We knew rats and mice were all over the city's streets and subways, but we thought they were kept out of food establishments. However, that does not appear to be the case!
At least it wasn't the case at the O.G. cronut bakery called Dominique Ansel that was shut down on Friday by the New York Department of Health — after a customer filmed a
STOP. STOP EVERYTHING.
What did we just watch?? Did we just see a tiny adorable mouse DECORATE A CHRISTMAS TREE??
We think we did! Holy shizzzzzz! This holiday has already been filled with SO MUCH cuteness, our hearts can't handle it anymore!
THIS MOUSE IS DECORATING AN XMAS TREE NO JOKE OKAY.
Wake us up when it's 2014 — and after you watch the video AFTER THE JUMP!!!
We knew mice could be surprisingly smart but jeez!!
It's ahmayzing the things a mouse will do just for a few peanuts!
Seriously, these mice are so freakin' smart it's scary!
Running and jumping and things like that we can understand… but slam dunking basketballs?!?
How do you even begin to teach a mouse that??
Check out the video (above) and try to figure it out for yourself because we're stumped and amazed!
San Diego Zoo Safari Park has the cutest little resident!
It's a Pacific Pocket Mouse and it's the cutest lil guy EVER!
He was spotted recently (above) enjoying a late night lettuce snack (cause he's nocturnal), and just being generally super adorbz.
What's extra special about this little cutie is he's
Whoooooooooaaaaakay. Where's the mousetrap?
Donning a gray fuzzy Chuck E. Cheese one-piece, Mousetastic Miley brought furries to a whole new level for her performance of We Can't Stop.
It's like ratchet rodent couture!
And believe it or not, that wasn't the most shocking outfit she pulled off!
CLICK HERE to see what we mean! This is most definitely NOT for kids!
[Image via Getty Images.]