We don’t know who should be more embarrassed:
Kraft, the parent company that makes Lunchables, for evidently allowing a mouse to POOP in their food product!
Or… the grown man who admitted to the internet that he eats Lunchables!
What is going on in New York City these days???
We knew rats and mice were all over the city's streets and subways, but we thought they were kept out of food establishments. However, that does not appear to be the case!
At least it wasn't the case at the O.G. cronut bakery called Dominique Ansel that was shut down on Friday by the New York Department of Health — after a customer filmed a
STOP. STOP EVERYTHING.
What did we just watch?? Did we just see a tiny adorable mouse DECORATE A CHRISTMAS TREE??
We think we did! Holy shizzzzzz! This holiday has already been filled with SO MUCH cuteness, our hearts can't handle it anymore!
THIS MOUSE IS DECORATING AN XMAS TREE NO JOKE OKAY.
Wake us up when it's 2014 — and after you watch the video AFTER THE JUMP!!!
We knew mice could be surprisingly smart but jeez!!
It's ahmayzing the things a mouse will do just for a few peanuts!
Seriously, these mice are so freakin' smart it's scary!
Running and jumping and things like that we can understand… but slam dunking basketballs?!?
How do you even begin to teach a mouse that??
Check out the video (above) and try to figure it out for yourself because we're stumped and amazed!
San Diego Zoo Safari Park has the cutest little resident!
It's a Pacific Pocket Mouse and it's the cutest lil guy EVER!
He was spotted recently (above) enjoying a late night lettuce snack (cause he's nocturnal), and just being generally super adorbz.
What's extra special about this little cutie is he's
Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
That's what police were asking John Jacobson after he allegedly tried to steal a whole pack of beer from a truck as it was being loaded into a store!
But that's not the bizarre part of the story. Not even close!
This is some serious crazy science awesomeness!!
Researchers have grafted human brain cells into the brains of mice!
They then tested learning and memory in the mice.
What'd they find?