The moment we've all been waiting for!
Here are George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's wedding pics!
We mean, just check out what he's already saying about married life:
[Image via People.]
Whoa! We certainly weren't expecting to come across her again!
But holy shiz, are we glad that we have!
You may recall that back in 2007, there was a pretty HIGHlarious Mad TV sketch featuring a fast food employee Bon Qui Qui and all of the wonderful things she said, rapped, and threatened to her customers, which went viral via YouTube!
Well, comedienne Anjelah Johnson has brought her back for a brand new music video, titled after one of her favorite things to say…I'm a Cut You!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Ha! It's look no time has passed at all!
Keep 'em coming, gurl!
We've missed our beloved Bon Qui Qui!
How about U?
Marguarette Michel of Syracuse, NY was arrested for stealing a purse at a Kelly Clarkson concert at the Turning Stone Casino.
Police say that Michel saw the purse underneath her victim's chair and made with the goods, stealing the cash and credit cards and dumping the purse.
And Michel was ready to gamble so she STAYED at the concert!
We can't blame her; who would miss a Kelly Clarkson concert?!
When the victim complained her purse was missing, Michel hightailed it out of there but was caught, charged, and locked up for grand larceny.
Don't look so surprised that you got arrested, Andrei! You were drinking and driving!
On Saturday, 54-year-old Blue Island, IL man Andrei Bibbs was arrested by state police for driving under the influence of alcohol.
His bail was set at $2,000, and a January 30th court date has been set.
We know, we know…it's hard to accept. LOLz!
Remember Nick Nolte's "mugshot??"
Well apparently it wasn't even his real mug! LOL…yeah, something didn't seem right about that one…
According to Nickerz, one of the police actually asked for a picture while he was in the hospital. Professional!
Nickerz also recalls a call he received from Marlon Brando after his arrest ten year ago:
Fair warning to any potential thieves out there!
You never know who you're going to rob - or what they might be capable of!
Check out this pretty amazing mugshot of Chicago's very own Anthony Miranda, who was arrested after he tried to rob a mixed martial-arts expert at gunpoint and well…we think you can figure it out from there (above)!
He's being charged with discharging a weapon during a robbery, but we'd like to think that he's learned a thing or two already about actions and their consequences!