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How do you know you’ve arrived as a celebrity? When the food you eat gets to spend a day at the spa before it makes its way onto your plate!
So fancy, the fish used for their meal had received acupuncture treatments beforehand!
What the WHAT now?!?
You'd think people would be lining up in the streets to take home this piece of LA history!
But that does not seem to be case, as of yet!
The infamous tiki bar Bahooka in Rosemead, CA has been a carrot-chomping Pacu fish's home for over 30 years, but the giant sea creature known as Rufus may be out of a tank real soon!
That's because Bahooka is being gutted to become a Chinese restaurant.
A former cook at the restaurant has been feeding him every morning, but he's been living in the dark and despite a desperate plea on Twitter to find him a new home, so far, no luck.
Word is that the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach and even Neil Patrick Harris himself have been interested in adopting Rufus, but the fish who once had a starring role along side Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas may be up sh-t creek without a paddle. Or a fin. Or…. WE CAN'T MAKE JOKES AT THIS TIME WHEN A BEAUTIFUL FISH'S LIFE IS ON THE LINE.
The thing is, the rest of the Bahooka tiki restaurant will be going to Clifton's Cafeteria, located in Downtown L.A., why can't they also take care of the most beautiful slow-moving fish ever??
Hello?? This is a desperate Finding Nemo situation over here!
If you know of a home or you'd like to help, please CLICK HERE!
In the meantime, check out beautiful Rufus in action AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Now this is one mesmerizing and magical show! LOLz!
Neil Patrick Harris is one of the many stars blown away by the fellas of Animal Planet's Tanked.
Don't believe us?! Just ask Tracy Morgan and his Jaws inspired aquarium!
The host asked for a magic themed fish tank, as he serves as President of Magic Castle in Hollywood.
So he got one of the coolest tanks EVA! A Harry Houdini Water Torture Cell Aquarium!!!
The aquarium has a mannequin modeled after the famous musician suspended underwater in a straightjacket, just like the trick he did so many years ago.
We kind of want an AHMAZING fish tank too! Can we make pink with pink fish?
Check out the Magic Castle's new tank (above) as well as some other amazing aquariums AFTER THE JUMP!
Neil Patrick Harris may be gearing up to host the 2012 Tony Awards tonight, but he certainly didn't let his responsibility for that get in the way of spending some quality time with his fiance and children at the Central Park Zoo yesterday afternoon in New York City!
The adorable pair were spotted with their twins, Gideon Scott and Harper Grace, getting to know some animal friends, like the friendly sea lions in the park's exhibit!
Ch-ch-check some pictures from their day out (above)!
Looks like they had such a lovely time!
Break a leg tonight during the Tony's tonight, Neil!
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Watson, the dog, getting some Oprah love? It's elementary!
Oprah stopped by Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka's house to dish with her future guests on Oprah's Next Chapter.
But the biggest star of the group was the pooch!
Watson charmed the talk show host so much that Oprah had to squeeze in a hug with him.
With David's help of course!
Oprah has five dogs of her own so it was easy to see that she's a HUGE dog lover!
We can't wait to see NPH and David's episode!
An adorbz talking horse wants to let you know about the play A Snow White Christmas.
It's a modern take on Snow White, featuring modern music and Neil Patrick Harris as the magic mirror!
Sounds like an awesome show for people of all ages!
Check out the above video for some more details.