Remember the HIGHlariously tragic scene in Bridesmaids where Maya Rudolph poo-poos her pretty wedding dress while she's crossing the street?
Yeah, this was like that. But sixteen thousand times worse.
The streets of Central and South London were awash with feces on Thursday! Some pipes exploded and it was a veritable sea of sh*t-filled sewage water.
No. One. Was. Safe.
Well, Americans were, LOLz, but for most of our cousins across the pond it was a pretty crappy situation — pun fully intended!
The Telegraph's Lewis Whyld bravely battled the front lines and captured the whole stinky situation on camera!!!
He live-tweeted the whole event, saying:
Meet Wayne Wallingford.
Wayne is a Missouri State Senator who's been following what’s going on in Arizona, with their introduction of an anti-gay bill that allows discrimination based upon religious freedom.
And after hearing all the deets on AZ's disgusting piece of legislature, Wayne evidently decided he wanted to same thing in the Show Me State!
The Republic politician (shocking, right?) filed Senate Bill No. 916 yesterday, which would allow Missouri business owners to cite religious beliefs as reason to refuse service to people.
Wallingford’s legislation does not make
Finally! Some good news out of Arizona!!
The state's Republican lawmakers recently pissed off, well, everyone when they passed Senate Bill 1062, a measure which sought to legally condone many types of discrimination under the guise of protecting religious freedom.
Thankfully, mercifully, Governor Jan Brewer has come to her senses — just moments ago she VETOED that horrible, hateful bill instead of signing it into law!
Did Arizona's Republican governor veto it because the angels on her shoulder begged her to do the right thing? Or did she succumb to the pressure of all the pundits, politicians, and private companies who were calling her state out for passing such a preposterously mean-spirited bill in the first place?
We don't know, but she did tweet this:
Arizona’s state legislature passed a bill this week that allows business owners to deny service to gays and lesbians.
But let’s see them deny that Anderson Cooper just schooled Senator Al Melvin during his appearance on AC 360!
The Senator appeared via satellite on the CNN program to debate SB 1062 - the bill he supported and voted for. According to him, this law will be about protecting “religious freedom” in the Copper State.
But A. Coop had a question: why create a bill protecting citizens' rights to discriminate against gay people when currently there is no law in Arizona protecting gay people from being discriminated against??
Basically, this bill does nothing new, other than spell out just how much the lawmakers of Arizona want to make sure hatred towards gay people stays alive and well in their state.
Anderson told Al:
Something magical happened recently in Kansas City, Missouri.
At the annual Jackson County Spelling Bee this past Saturday the competition had been narrowed down from 25 students to two students after 19 rounds. Which would indicate that the end was near.
However, neither fifth-grader Sophia Hoffman nor seventh-grader Kush Sharma felt like losing, and the two combined to go an amazing
Our top story tonight: HIGHlarious news bloopers!
Anything can happen when you're doing a LIVE newscast!
Like having a cat claw your face off!
Or being tackled by a goat!
Or accidentally drawing a penis on-air!
Suuure it was an accident!
These reporters and anchors may not be trained comedians but holy shiz, we cannot stop laughing at these videos!
Ch-ch-check out some of the most HIGHlarious hijinx ever captured on television…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
The plug has been pulled on Piers Morgan Live!
Bugger and blast!
The CNN nightly news program, hosted by, you guessed it, Piers Morgan, has been plagued by consistently low ratings, including last week when the primetime show scored its second-lowest numbers to date!
The cable news network will now search for someone or something to place in its 9pm slot. An end date for Piers has not yet been decided.
A former judge on America’s Got Talent, Piers replaced Larry King in 2011. The back talking Brit was candid about why his show failed and spoke over the weekend about his and CNN president Jeff Zucker’s decision to end the program.