This brings the LOLs!!!

Juanita Black turned 105 this week and her granddaughter Amy took her to a Houston male strip club to celebrate. When asked what she thought about it, Juanita grinned and said: "I liked it!"

'Attagirl, you're never too old to appreciate a nice peen!

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We hope Hannibel Lector can handle this!

Sir Anthony Hopkins has been released from the home given the role of Odin in the new Marvel Studios flick Thor.

Odin is the king of Asgard and the father of Thor and Loki, played respectfully by Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddelston. Oh yeah, and the meat-eater hater, Natalie Portman, is playing Thor's love interest, Jane Foster.

Our only concern is that poor Anthony maybe too old to keep up with all this young blood. It may prove difficult to keep him awake during scenes!

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After being rushed to the hospital for dehydration earlier this month, it seems Dennis Hopper was given a more serious diagnosis - prostate cancer.

Sooooo sad!

According to his manager, Hopper has cancelled all travel plans and is committed to focusing on his treatment. The Easy Rider star is participating in a "special program" at the University of Southern California in hopes of battling the disease.

"We're hoping for the best," said his rep, Sam Maydew, who would not elaborate on his condition.

Hopper recently finished filming the second season of Crash and was forced to cancel his appearance at an exhibition of his photography and artwork in Melbourne.

Get well, Dennis!

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Billy Joel doesn't give it away for free!

He makes the bitches pay for it!

Joel signed on the dotted line to sell his Perry Street townhouse in the West Village to ex-child bride wife, Katie Lee Joel for $3 mil!

"This deed is pursuant to the separation," says a rep for the Piano Man.

The couple originally purchased the home in 2005 for $5.9 million, so we'd say Billy cut his wife a deal!

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Poor Judi Dench.

The 74-year-old actress was injured earlier this year while performing in the Madame De Sade play in London. She was rushed to the hospital after suffering an ankle injury.

And now we find out she's been injured again.

This time Dench injured her hands while at a dinner party.

And by injured we mean she slashed open her hands on some broken plates. OUCH!

It happened while she was having dinner at director Sir Richard Eyre's house.

Eyre explained, "Judi characteristically was getting up with a large pile of plates after dinner and she slipped on her way to the dishwasher and cut her hand in a very, very dramatic way."

Let's hope her hands heal soon!

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The late philanthropist and society woman Brooke Astor's son, Anthony Marshall, was convicted today of first degree grand larceny and scheming to defraud.

Brooke Astor had Alzheimer's disease at the time of her death in 2007 and Marshall, 85, used her disease to his advantage when dipping into his mother's fortune. The family's estate lawyer, Francis X. Morrissey Jr., was also convicted of scheming to defraud.

Marshall faces at least one year in jail and up to 25 years depending on how the sentencing goes on December 8. His attorney said they were "stunned" by the verdict and they plan to appeal.

Marshall has been accused of stealing money and luxury items from his mother's home under the guidance of Morrissey. Morrissey was also said to be helping Marshall manipulate Astor into bequeathing more money to her son in her will that was originally intended to go to charity.

The bastard deserves to go to prison for the rest of his life! Taking advantage of your ailing mother, who only wanted to help others, is the lowest of the low!

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As we mentioned last month, Desperate Housewives actress Kathryn Joosten, who plays neighbor Mrs. McCluskey, was diagnosed with lung cancer.

She was actually first diagnosed back in 2001 with the same cancer, but was able to overcome it. Unfortunately, the cancer returned and at 69-years-old that's not an easy thing to deal with.

But Joosten chose to stay optimistic and battle the cancer.

And yesterday morning, Joosten underwent surgery in Los Angeles to remove a cancerous growth on her lung.

Here's the good news, according to her rep, the doctors believe that the cancer was well contained and the surgery turned out to be a success.

Her rep revealed, "She's doing great. She'll be in the hospital recovering for a few days. And she'll need to go in for proactive CAT Scans every few months. But there will be no [need for] chemo, no radiation. She'll be back to her feisty old self, chasing her old man down the street any day now."

So glad to hear. Feel better 'bb!

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Well that was over fast!

Former tennis player Chris Evert and golfer Greg Norman have called it quits after only 15 months of marriage.

The two were married in the Bahamas last year after an affair ending their respective previous marriages. Evert was even quoted as saying of Norman:

"At our age, over 50, it's not like you're 18. Both of us have lived long enough to know what we're doing."

Apparently not!

Supposedly Norman's adult children were not very fond of Evert at all, which contributed to their split. Well, that, and the fact that the two were so "set in their ways" they couldn't even agree on a place to live, so they were living separately about an hour away from each other!

Norman's ex-wife Laura Andrassy got a snide comment in to the press saying that "here were two people very much alike - high profile and narcissistic - and that would make a relationship difficult."

And the woman scorned laughs last!

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As we mentioned earlier, director Roman Polanski was finally arrested and detained in Switzerland this past weekend due to his 1978 conviction for having sex with a 13-year-old girl in California.

The French-born director pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual intercourse with then 13-year-old Samantha Geimer, but later fled from the U.S. and a warrant for his arrest was immediately issued.

And the decision to take to trial this "great" director has many people at odds - with some thinking the case should be dismissed and others wanting him to pay.

We say, he should pay! And, thankfully, California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger agrees.

The governor admitted that he admires Polanski's work, he is an Oscar-winning director after all, but added that he wouldn't treat this "situation any differently than everyone else."

Schwarzenegger adds:

"It doesn't matter if you are a big-time movie actor or a big-time movie director or producer. I think that he is a very respected person, and I am a big admirer of his work.

But nevertheless, I think he should be treated like everyone else. One should look into all of the allegations, not only his allegations but the allegations about his case. Was there something done wrong? You know, was injustice done in the case?"

As for Polanski's attorneys, they claim they'll fight the extradition to California.

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