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Aw! This is not a fun way to spend the holiday season!

Prince Philip, the 90-year-old husband of Queen Elizabeth II, is recovering for the second night in Papworth hospital while he recovers from a heart procedure - a coronary stent put in to fix a blocked artery - after experiencing chest pains at his wife's Sandringham estate in Norfolk!

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Speaking of protocol, what do U do when The Duchess of Alba approaches U? Even Tom must have been in awe!!!!!

Check out the photo (above) of Tom Cruise posing with the Spanish aristocrat who has MORE titles than anyone in the world - THE DUCHESS OF ALBA! We love her SO MUCH!!!!!

The recently married Duchess posed alongside new hubby Alfonso Diez and Mr. Cruise during the Spanish premiere of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol, which took place at the Callao Cinema in Madrid on Monday.

Lookin' fantastic as always, Duchess! Hope U enjoyed the movie! LOLz!

P.S. Is it just us, or does Protocolo Fantasma sounds WAY cooler than Ghost Protocol???

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Just a HIGHlarious little reminder that everyone - even our favorite cinematic leader of the free world, Mr. Morgan Freeman - has to get his or her start SOMEWHERE!

Check out this clip from the 1970s children's series The Electric Company, on which the actor was regularly featured, in this sketch performing a catchy little number regarding the menu at a diner (above)!

Too cute!

We miss children's shows like this!

This generation of kiddies could use some gentle lessons via the TV screen from the likes of Morgan Freeman, don't you think?

"My biggest fear is death, because I don't think I'm going anywhere. And since I don't think that, and I don't have a belief… I want to be frozen, in the hope that they'll find whatever I died of and they'll bring me back."

- Larry King, on death, during Dinner With the Kings

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Sorry, Ashton, but we have a feeling this is going to be WAAAAY more fun than Punk'd!

On tomorrow's episode of Anderson, Betty White talks with the Silver Fox about her upcoming prank show. Here's what she says about it:

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Aw man! We bet the kids in her classes are so bummed!!

Irina Kristy is a 74-year-old professor who taught math with a hard-to-understand accent. Oh, and she also ran a meth lab with her son! No wonder her reviews on RateMyProfessor sucks…

On November 7, the feds busted her — finding evidence in her home after a good day's search.

She was running the whole shebang with her 29-year-old son too!!! Eww…

The charges Ms. Kristy faces are distribution of meth, conspiracy to violate the drug law, and drug violation in a school zone.

We give her a big fat F…for EFFED UP!

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Poor Doris Birch! All she wants is a quiet night's sleep, but no. This bitch of a ghost just won't let her.

The grandmother says she is constantly being groped by the ghost in the middle of the night. She explains to nonbelievers:

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Oh, the irony.

Robert Wagner, who was the last person to see Natalie Wood alive 30 years ago, is now playing a murder suspect on the CBS show NCIS.

Even though the LAPD says that Wagner is not a suspect in Natalie Wood's death, he is still somewhat of a target in the investigation, which was mysteriously reopened by officials last week.

Wagner's role on the show will be a father of a Special Agent, who gets suspected of murdering a woman found in his car's trunk. His character has no recollection of what happened.

Hmm, isn't it funny that all of this is coming to light just now??

Ha. We bet he never thought this would come up when he agreed to do the role.

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