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God is His Basic Instinct Now

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Sadly, we won't be seeing anymore books from Joe Eszterhas that will inspire films featuring vagina-flashing, a la Sharon Stone!

The author of such dark thrillers as Basic Instinct and Jagged Edge has become a man of God, y'all.

His next book, Crossbearer: A Memoir of Faith will tell the story of 'his spiritual conversion' and his 'newfound devotion to God and family'.

The book's out on September 2nd.

We always wonder about old people who 'find God'.

Gotta get on the Lord's good side cuz kick the bucket time's that much closer?

We're down with Jesus!

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Big Names Backing Tintin Flicks

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See what happens when old people control the money!

DreamWorks is planning to do a few movies based on the Tintin books.

Do we even remember who Tintin is????

Steven Spielberg, one of DreamWorks' heads, is going to direct the first film.

And, Lord of the Rings movie mastermind Peter Jackson will direct the sequel and serve as a producer on the first film.

The first Tintin film will be based on two books, The Secret of the Unicorn and Red Rackham's Treasure.

Are you excited about this project?

We aren't!

Guess it's a baby boomer thing.

[Image via WENN.]

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Frasier Is Back!

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He's back in the saddle!

Kelsey Grammer's not going to let his heart problems slow him down!

On Tuesday, he was hard at work (and making $$$$$$$$$) on a new Dr. Pepper commercial.

PerezHilton.com got these exclusive pix of Kelsey on the set.

He reprised his Dr. Frasier Crane role for the commercial shoot.

Fun!

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Cute, Cuddly Uncle Karl!

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It looks just like Uncle Karl!

Check out the perfect gift for the fashionista in your life.

The limited edition Karl Lagerfeld bear by German bear manufacturer Steiff is decked out in Karl-esque shades, suit and studded belt buckle.

You have to wait ’til September 1st to get your hands on teddy Karl via the Neiman Marcus website.

Oh, and it'll cost you a cool $1,500.

Only 2,500 Uncle Karl bears will be made, so look at it as an investment!

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Don't Mess With a Lesbian and Her Bush

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Lesbian actress Lily Tomlin wanted to trim some big bushes and nothing was going to stand in her way!

According to new reports, police were called to settle a dispute between comedienne Lily and her neighbor over a pair of eucalyptus trees on Thursday. The two trees sit on an easement shared by both properties.

Lily hired an arborist to chop down the trees over the objections of her neighbor.

Officers stopped the tree cutting, but Lily had the tree choppers resume work as soon as the authorities left.

City officials were then called on scene and questioned the tree cutters, who stopped because they lacked a license to cut the trees.

Tomlin's people issued this statement about the showdown:

"It is true the trees have been knocked down. The trees were on Ms. Tomlin's property, she was advised by the arborist to remove them because they were a hazard to people on the premises. They could potentially tip over and kill someone. Her attorney and police were present at the time to make sure things were done accordingly."

Crazy, crazy!

Lily likes her bush hairless!

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More Injuries

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On Saturday, former bodybuilder/actor and current California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger had arthroscopic surgery to repair a knee he injured about two weeks ago while working out.

According to reports, this is the second time he's been under a doctor's knife in about 20 months.

The gov's reps said Arnold was in good spirits after the Saturday evening operation and attended church on Sunday, walking without assistance.

An old body just doesn't work the way it used to!

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He Did It!

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Flying high!

Bill Murray went through with it!

The old timer jumped out of a plane and parachuted as part of the Chicago Air and Water Show on Friday.

He did the tandem jump with a team called the Golden Knights.

The Chi-town native did it for a good cause — the U.S.O. of Illinois.

Congrats!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Bond Hits Back

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It's going to get ugly!

George "James Bond" Lazenby's spokesmanis saying that he will file papers with the court next week answering all the crazy allegations (i.e. domestic abuse, alcoholism, etc.) claimed by his soon-to-be ex-wife, former tennis pro Pam Shriver, and giving his side of the story.

The mouthpiece described the actor as "father of the year" and added:

"George is devastated by the allegations filed by the court. He is devastated and saddened that Pam has aired the alleged dirty laundry. I don't know what I'm going to hear next about George. He loves his kids so much."

Well said, paid flack!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Double-Oh-No-No!

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Hulk and Linda Hogan aren't the only feuding celebs going through a messy and public divorce.

Former James Bond actor George Lazenby is getting divorced from former pro-tennis player Pam Shriver.

The couple filed for divorce last week. And, on Thursday afternoon, she filed for a restraining order against Lazenby.

The actor is now required to stay at least 100 yards away from her at all times. That includes from her work and from her vehicle.

She goes on to claim that Lazenby even threatened to kill her if she attempted to gain full custody of their three children. She also believes that his "severe anger management issues, alcoholism and poor parenting skills" will place their 4 year-old and 2 year-old twins at risk.

Those are some strong accusations.

And we hope this isn't true, but according to Shriver, her soon to be ex-husband has in the past even offered their kids beer from beer bottles and ice from scotch glasses. He's supposedly also objected to certain things like the kids having to wear sunblock, brush their teeth, sitting in their car seats, or even going to the doctor.

Craziness. And it gets even worse.

Shriver is also claiming that shes the victim of domestic violence and has been bruised many times by Lazenby. And that at times he even got violent with the kids, once even throwing their two year old son "in his bed with extreme force."

She goes on to say, that as recently as last week, he slapped his other two year old with the TV remote control because the child was crying while Lazenby was trying to watch golf in "peace and quiet."

And even MORE, she's requesting to keep possession of their three kids' passports, since she's scared that her Australian-born hubby might smuggle her kids out.

Too much drama for those kids.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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