They want her bad!

The Feds appear to be convinced that Mary-Kate Olsen knows more than she says she knows about the circumstances surrounding Heath Ledger's death and drug use.

According to Access Hollywood, the tiniest Trollsen has been issued a subpoena by the Drug Enforcement Administration office in New York, requiring her to testify in front of a grand jury.

However, no timeline for when Olsen might be called to testify was provided.

MK's lawyer already issued a statement on Monday saying she's revealed all she knows.

But, then, why would she say she'd talk more if she was given immunity?

Sounds like there's more to be said and it looks like the Feds may get it out of MKO sans the immunity she wants!

[Image via Starzlife.]

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CLICK HERE for a preview of the ass fucking Mary-Kate & Ashley got at Bob Saget's Comedy Central roast!

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Aw. Trolls have feelings too!

Full House dad Bob Saget says some of his comedian friends went too far by including Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in crude jokes and sexual references during his Comedy Central 'roast' on Sunday night.

The funny man says, "Anybody who talks about my TV kids - that upsets me the most. I am very protective. I love them very, very much."

Interesting note, John "Uncle Jessie" Stamos was the first to hit at the Trolls.

Stamos joked, "The whole time Bob and I were doing Full House,< ?em> he was also hosting America's Funniest Home Videos. His entire job consisted of saying 'Take a look at this' which is what he used to say to Mary Kate in her dressing room."

Afterward, Stamos reportedly said he has no idea how the Olsen sisters will react, "I truthfully don't know where their sense of humor lies these days. I thought some of [the roast] was a little over the top. They're still my friends. I think [the comics] crossed the line a few times."

Comic Gilbert Gottfried didn't seem to feel bad.

"If you are an Olsen girl, you deserve it. They're going to just have to go home and cry in their billions of dollars," Gottfried commented.

What do you think?

We think it's all part of the game. Hope the twinsies have a sense of humor about it all!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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We're guessing that Mary Kate TROLLsen isn't happy with reports that emerged early Monday that she won't speak with investigators about Heath Ledger's death unless she gets immunity.

Looks like she had her lawyer issue a statement to perhaps cool some of the heat she's feeling.

Says Olsen's attorney:

"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them…Regarding the government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed," the statement from her attorney continues…We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate."

But still…immunity? Shady!

P.S. The Associated Press confirmed the reports, so it's not just the "tabloids" talking.

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The Olsen twins have partnered with Soho jewelry artist Robert Lee Morris on a line of bits and baubles for their Elizabeth and James collection.

The full line doesn't come out til September, but a few pieces can be pre-ordered through Intermix.

It's a bit pricey, though. Pieces start at $125.

We like their dagger necklace and snake ring.

Hisss, bitches!

[Olsen twins image via WENN . Jewelry images via Intermix.com]

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Seems like there's a lot of shady in Mary Kate Olsen's world.

According to reports, the Trollsen's lawyer has repeatedly told U.S. government investigators that M.K.O. won't talk to them about Heath Ledger and the circumstances around his death….unless she gets immunity.

What does she need immunity from????

Remember, Mary Kate was the first person called after her masseuse discovered Ledger's body.

Everyone, BUT MK, connected to Ledger and his death have been interviewed by investigators.

An insider explained that the Trollsen would be the final witness they need to conclude their investigation into where Heath got his drugs and medicines.

Frustrated federal officials could obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel MK to tell whatever she knows about the late Ledger's behaviour, his possible drug use and the events of that fateful morning.

Makes you wonder why she isn't more forthcoming!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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She's so tiny!

Midget Olsen, Mary-Kate, and her giant friend spent a nice, casual day out and about in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

The twin, wearing a Kenny Rogers tee, stopped by a thrift store and took pictures inside.

She's looking happy and healthy.

Her outfit, on the other hand, crazy as ever!

[Image via Starzlife.]

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Fur wearing Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen aren't only hazardous to the health of cute, little animals.

Looks like they could be promoting products that put human life in danger!

According to the Environmental Working Group, a non-profit organization dedicated to protecting human health and the environment, the Olsen twins have licensed their names to fragrance products deemed "high hazards" on the group's safety list!!

MK and Ash's body sprays and perfumes are laced with known carcinogens.

Cancer in a bottle?!

Eeeks!

You might want to see how your your fave cosmetic products rate on the group's list.

Did you know that the unfortunate reality is that the government does not currently require health studies or pre-market testing for products before they are sold????

According to the FDA's Office of Cosmetics and Colors, the "FDA cannot require companies to do safety testing of their cosmetic products before manufacturing," AND "…a cosmetic manufacturer may use almost any raw material as a cosmetic ingredient and market the product without an approval from FDA."

Yikes!

Update: On Monday, the lawyers for Coty, the company who manufactures the Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen products rated by the Environmental Working Group issued the following statement to PerezHilton.com:

All Mary-Kate & Ashley fragrance products manufactured and distributed worldwide by Coty Inc. have been formulated with the highest quality raw materials with well established safety records. The products as well as each of the ingredients contained in the products comply with all applicable laws, rules and regulations and all established scientific safety standards in every country where such products are sold or distributed, including the regulations established by the FDA in the United States, by Health Canada in that country and by the European Union through the European Cosmetics Directive. Ingredients utilized by Coty in such products were and always have been chosen based not only on their physical and chemical characteristics but also, and more importantly, because they are known to be safe and effective. The Mary-Kate & Ashley products have been clinically proven to be safe when used as directed. Petitions filed with the FDA and reports issued most recently in 2005 by the Environmental Working Group and the allegations contained therein regarding the Mary-Kate & Ashley (and other Coty) products are without merit and are based on information which is not either scientifically or statistically reliable.

Coty Inc. is committed to using only the safest ingredients in our products and we consistently work to maintain the highest possible standards of safety for our consumers. Furthermore we select and use the highest quality raw materials with well established safety records and thoroughly test the safety of our products before they are sold in the marketplace.

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One half of the Olsen twins may soon be returning to rehab if she keeps up her hard pAArtying ways, according to Star magazine.

It seems that Mary-Kate has been spiraling downwards lately.

She's reportedly been partying heavily and drinking way too much. She's even been videotaped falling on her ass after a night of partying.

And, according to Star, the tiny twin even had to spend some time in a holistic health spa to detox and recover after drinking so much that night.

Some insiders are saying they fear MK's been partying nonstop since the death of her "lover" Heath Ledger back in January.

An insider reveals, "Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn't think she has a problem. She thinks she's young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it's affecting everything."

Sad.

Denial is one of the first steps.

Let's hope MK doesn't follow in Amy Winehouse's footsteps!

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