Archive for the 'Oops!' Category

You're killing us! Literally.

Previously, we reported that Tide Pods were a serious health concern for kids, and tons of children were becoming violently sick after eating the brightly colored pods because they were mistaking them for candy.

The hits keep coming.

An estimated 250 cases of health issues have been reported this year of children eating the pods. Scary!!!

Here's what a doctor said about the near epidemic:

"We're not quite sure why it's happening, but we've clearly had some kids who have become much more ill. We look at these pods as being clearly more dangerous than the standard detergent."

Clearly.

Our question remains, why do these things look so much like candy? How can we expect kids not to eat these when some adults might barely tell the difference?

A spokesperson for Tide said they plan to create a new double latch lid on tubs of Tide Pods "in the next couple of weeks."

Thank heavens.

Here's what one doctor said these pods can do to children:

"These pods are quite dangerous if ingested, mainly due to the risk of vomiting which can ultimately lead to aspiration of the product into the lungs with resulting difficulty breathing. The end result can potentially lead to children requiring a ventilator if the reaction to the detergent is severe enough."

So so scary!

PARENTS BEWARE.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't the only ones working on building a little league of their own!!!

33-year-old PLAYA Desmond Hatchett wants a break from his child support payments from the state of Tennessee because he's broker than a JOKE!!!

But then again, having a crew of baby momma's and TWENTY FOUR KIDS will do dat to ya!!

Watch the viddy (above) to get the scoop on the father of the year who is currently incarcerated, but will have to start payin' up when he's released in 2014!!!

Oh sweet child, what were you thinking???

It seems author and adult film megastar Jenna Jameson was arrested Friday morning under suspicion of DUI after crashing her vehicle into a pole!

Jenna, you can’t dance around a pole while operating a vehicle, honey…

The XXX rated actress must be unharmed because she is currently in custody and waiting to be cited.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t drink and drive or you could bow chicka wow SMASH yourself (or someone else) into oblivion!

[Image via WENN.]

It's been quite a tumble of days for the infamous couple who placed their toddler in a washing machine, locked it, and started the wash cycle.

People all over the United States (including us) blasted the irresponsible parents for doing such a terrible thing to their child.

Well, some good news. Those crazies were NOT the parents. They were only the baby-sitters.

The mother of the toddler, Sakia David, says she wants to take legal action against her baby sitter for allowing her male friend to put the child in the machine.

Good idea, Mom!

Mama said she had no idea about the incident in Camden until she saw the video on the news and received a phone call from the police.

We hope she fires this babysitter immediately!

Although her son was treated at a hospital for minor scrapes and bruises, the mother wants more tests. We honestly don't blame her!

To top it all off the babysitter didn't even own up to how the child was injured. She claimed he had fallen down some steps.

Ha! A likely story.

Police questioned the man who put the kid in the machine and he said he was unaware the machine would start automatically.

The case has been referred to Children's Welfare.

We guess not all babysitters are created equal.

What happens when you cross a parrot, a zebra and drunken Iowa man driving a truck?

Pure debauchery!...Or more like more pure illegality!

A Dubuque man with a zebra and parrot in his truck decided to have a drink or seven before heading home.

Unfortunately, when you have a zebra and parrot in your car, you're going to look suspicious.

Especially if you're swerving all over the place!

Check out the wackiness (above) to hear the whole story!

Everyone has a bad day once in a while, but not many people can say that their bad days involve the most heinous of crimes:

A stolen Starbucks gold card.

LOLz!

Nevermind the fact that Chad Ochocinco had his wallet, credit cards, license and iPod stolen when someone broke into his SUV. He is straight up PISSED about his Starbucks gold card!

While the whole situation sucks, and the person who broke into the car sucks, we can help but feel happy about Chad's positivity about the situation.

Plus we find his reaction hilarious!

Check out his vid (above)!

UPDATE: Ochocinco tweeted that the mother of one of his followers had found the wallet in Providence. It had ALL of his credit cards and his license... but the Starbucks gold card was missing.

THOSE BITCHES. LOLz!

Starbucks reached out to him via Twitter and agreed to replace his gold card, so everything worked out in the end.

Woo!

Oh snap! Damn you human error!

In the recently released Great Gatsby trailer directed by cult favorite Baz Luhrman, SOMEONE in post-production made a slight, but noticeable f*ck up!

During an outside shot featuring a buzzing 1920's Times Square, the main billboard features an ad for Ziegfeld Follies, a variety show that ran on Broadway from 1907 to 1931.

But, OOPS… the brilliantly lit board reads Z-E-I-gfeld Follies!

It's a small mistake, but it's wrong nonetheless.

But whatever, the movie looks stylishly decadent and we're sure it's an easy fix in the editing bay!