It viciously read:
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WOW!!! Talk about getting caught with your pants DOWN!
Emile Hirsch apparently forgot he was a human being and thought he had transformed into a dog!
How else can he explain this AMAZING picture of him peeing in a potted cactus outside of the Bootsy Bellows nightclub.
We describe it as amazing, obviously, because of the Into The Wild actor's face after he realizes that his sprung leak was being captured in a totally-not Kodak moment.
This is definitely one for the photo album - DEFINITELY!!!
Don't worry, Emile - this will all blow over and for the next time, remember you only get two "shakes". Anymore than that is considered playing with yourself.
Fun facts, Ha!
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HOLY ROYAL SH*T BALLZ.
That poor, gullible nurse! We realllllyyyy hope she didn't get fired for this trickery!
Everyone and their Queen Mums are excited about Kate Middleton's baby (babies?!), but we've all been anxious about Kate's morning sickness which is apparently SO severe, Prince William's wifey must be hospitalized.
Well, an Austrailian DJ duo thought it would be HIGHlarious if they called up King Edward VII Hospital pretending to be the Queen of England and Prince Charles, just to see if they could get some information on the welfare of Mz. Middleton…
And did it work?! We WILL say this… the palace is NOT happy and the hospital released this statement:
"This was a foolish prank call that we all deplore. We take patient confidentiality extremely seriously and we are now reviewing our telephone protocols."
LISTEN to the whole bloody ridiculous mess and find out what happened …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Ben Affleck, what were you thinking?!
The Gigli star isn't immune to the occasional lapse in judgement, but what kind of Daredevil takes their kids
shopping mall-ratting in Santa Monica and forgets to feed the meter??
Ben was downright Dazed & Confused on Wednesday when he returned to his vehicle to find a parking ticket pinned to his windshield!
We aren't sure what your infraction was, but it isn't
the end of the world Armageddon, bro!
At least the meter maid didn't fit your tire with a boot. That would've been The Sum of All Fears!
We aren't sure what kind of Paycheck the A-lister pulled in for Argo, but we're betting Ben won't be looking at scripts for Pearl Harbor 2: Banzai Zombies Must Die! to recoup the cash!!
Just promise to drive more safely, Mr. Affleck! Seraphina and Violet are perezcious cargo and we'd hate to see you get another ticket for Changing Lanes in an intersection!
Oh, and, uh… Reindeer Games!
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If only Lea Michele took one more look in the mirror before leaving the house, this might have been avoided!
Princess Lea looked classy in a nude Valentino v-neck gown, which only brought more attention to her failed attempt at covering up a pesky blemish on her chest.
Luckily, Lea's earrings and all-around beauty were enough of a distraction for too many people to notice. Just don't let this happen on any major red carpets, girl!
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This is a pretty dumb mistake for two glaring reasons:
1. Why would you ever use shredded confidential police documents for confetti, regardless of them being shredded?
2. Why would you shred sensitive material horizontally, which is a way things can still be easily read, and easily put back together?
We find it really hard to believe that someone let
Ooh! Angry Bieber!
Looks like Justin Bieber caused quite a commotion on Saturday, when he took on the mean streets of El Lay, as he swerved around in his white Ferrari!
Of course, the Biebs can’t even drive without paparazzi trailing his every move — which is exactly what led him to hold up traffic to tell a photog how he REALLY feels!
Check out the vid (above) of Bieby getting pissy with a pap!
So maybe the paparazzi