Taylor Swift turned down a date with Orlando Bloom because of Selena Gomez?? Well, that's just like, the rules of feminism!
Especially since it's reported that Orly and Selena may or may not have had googly eyes for each other!
Now that the Pirates of the Caribbean star is shackin' up in the same neighborhood as Swifty, things are heating up — however, it's all one-sided!
According to the National Enquirer, Orlando has been hot on TSwizzle's heels for a while now!
OMG! Can you say Monica and Chandler 2.0?!
Okay, so we don't know if they are living across the hall yet, but Taylor Swift and Orlando Bloom ARE supposedly neighbors in the same NYC apartment building!
The Lord Of The Rings star just started unpacking boxes in his swanky fourth-floor, three-bedroom TriBeCa loft — which gives his adorable son Flynn plenty of play areas to explore!!
And now that he and Swifty are in such close quarters, perhaps Orlando has found himself a babysitter — or better yet, a leggy blonde girlfriend!
We don't know how Miranda Kerr would feel about this one, but wouldn't a song about their blooming love be brilliant!?
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If you think the continuing conflict over Palestine is bad, if you thought the Spanish Inquisition was horrible, if you thought the Holocaust was awful, well then
just wait until you catch wind of Miranda and Orlando's religious rift you are absolutely right. Those are unquestionably three low points in human history.
Frankly, the list of godawful (pun intended) tragedies caused by religious strife and deity-centered persecution is longer than Alexander Skarsgård's perfect peen and nearly twice as intimidating. Furthermore, if this recent interview with supermodel Miranda Kerr is any indication, it just got a little longer!
(The list, we mean, not the perfect peen — apologies for a literal dangling modifier.)
In case you weren't paying attention, Miranda just made one heck of a confession:
No, Orlando Bloom, you seksi elf! You're always hot in a pirate way!
In a recent interview, Orlando Bloom said his new role as a tattooed cop in the thriller Zulu is not his usual heartthrob persona:
For Miranda Kerr, family comes first!
So even though hers and Orlando Bloom’s marriage is over, the two are keeping love alive in their relationship in order to give their 3-year-old son Flynn the best upbringing possible!
Mum and Dad still even talk everyday, despite their ongoing divorce! Miranda recently explained how things were going between her and her ex-husband, saying:
This weekend wasn't the first time we saw Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom together, so can you blame us for speculating???!
When the twosome were spotted chatting outside of a Chelsea Handler performance in El Lay this weekend, Orlando darted away from the photogs faster than Jack Sparrow in the vicinity of a bar. (P.S. - OB needs to return to Pirates, STAT!)
But what was he trying to hide if he was just having a totally platonic play date with the much-younger starlet??!
These two are the golden apples (of the Hesperides) of our eyes!
Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom may have fought on the opposite sides of the Trojan War in Troy, but at the Paris Photo Los Angeles private preview yesterday they seemed like best of friends.
Was it a coincidence they were at the Paris Photo preview event at Paramount, and Orlando played Paris in the film? We think not.
Did we just surprise you with that fact like people popping out of a Trojan horse? We hope not.
But hey? Where's….HECTOR?!? Or as you might know him, Eric Bana. We wish it was a full on Troy reunion with the whole cast!
Mmm Orlando looked good too. We'd love to play with this Trojan all night.
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