Poor, poor Kourt.
The source says of Disick:
Woah, woah, woah.
Charlize Theron is burning up the May pages of Esquire magazine!
Not only did the cover star serve up major thigh in the spread, but she also spilled all the deets on her steamy relationship with Sean Penn.
Prepare for some serious relationship goals…
The Mad Max: Fury Road starlet completely confessed:
While both ladies used some animal instincts to choose their outfits for each respective awards show, we're dying to know…
Who Did The Animal Look Better???
Total Votes: 1,829
Although we STILL have no idea why the original look was commented on in the first place (hello, she's a stunner), what we want to know is…
Which Hairstyle On Zendaya Do You Prefer???
Total Votes: 5,786
This is not the ending we were expecting.
Well, apparently that's the end of the story!
While the Los Angeles County Sheriff's office was conducting an investigation into the crime, a rep from Calvin Klein supposedly called the police department to say they have decided not to pursue charges after all.
Well, Calvin Klein sure made it easy to steal 6,000 pearls all at once!
We're not blaming them — we're just saying it was probably super convenient for thieves to have all those pearls sewn together!
LA County Sheriff's Department Officer John Mitchell confirmed the news, saying:
Khloe Kardashian is having a really tough week.
Thankfully nobody was hurt!
And Sunday night's Oscars put the rotten cherry on top of her melting sundae!
Uh-oh! This nipple was determined to have its freedom!
We're not at all surprised that the slinky satin dress wasn't able to stay on the supermodel's thin frame!