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Ellen DeGeneres just fingered her way to the emergency room.
The daytime talk show host was rocking a finger splint on Tuesday's Ellen, and told her audience the harrowing account of how she dislocated the tip of her ring finger.
In her monologue, the 59-year-old got right to the point of addressing her injury, quipping:
"So, you know how in gymnastics when you do a one-handed cartwheel and you have to spread the weight evenly between all your fingers? Well, I had two glasses of wine and fell into a door."
Apparently, she and Portia de Rossi were coming home from a dinner party when Ellen "caught the lip of the top step" and slammed her finger into the front door. Ouch!
After being sent to the hospital at UCLA, Ellen learned she dislocated her finger and the doctors snapped it right back into place.
The comedienne admitted her dis-finger-ment was the least dramatic injury in the emergency room — and recounted one fan asked to take a selfie with her before revealing he got "hit by a bus"!
Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) to hear the full story — and see some nasty pics of the injury!
Ouch!!! This looks so painful!
This poor celeb's knees are reddened and bruised to an insane degree, and we'd love to make an inappropriate joke here, but we're more shocked by how bad it all looks!
The outspoken supermodel's Twitter mentions were full of inappropriate jokes and innuendos anyway, so we're spared from having to go there.
And we're sure the clapback queen will have some choice replies to some of those comments, as usual!
So, can you guess who these legs belong to???
Just in: Justin's down!
We almost lost Justin Bieber Wednesday afternoon when the pop star suffered a spill while working out in El Lay.
The 22-year-old was getting his hike on in the Hollywood Hills when he lost his footing and fell to the ground — but we're happy to report he immediately got up as if nothing happened, and is said to have no injuries.
A bit embarrassing, for sure… but at least it's better than that time he fell through his stage!
Still, Justin was probably thinking "___________________," right as he fell.
Stay safe out there, Justin!
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As much of an expert as she may be, even Chrissy Teigen is not immune to near-disaster in the kitchen!
Speaking with Delish this week, Teigen dished on a near MAJOR dish mishap that sent her and hubby John Legend to the urgent care center after nearly completely slicing off one of his fingers!! What the what?!
Remembering a football-watching party gone wrong after asking her hubby to slice something up in the kitchen while watching the action on TV, Chrissy recounted:
Jennifer Lopez is really committed to her work!
The actress revealed a painful looking black eye with a new selfie (above) after a hard day on the Shades of Blue set.
While her shiner looked pretty bad, J.Lo wanted to make it very clear she wasn't involved in any fights! In fact, the ageless beauty captioned the Instagram snap, writing:
"work can be rough…lol#shiner #blackeye #sufferforyourart#youshouldseetheotherguy #justkidding#nobodyhitme #imalovernotafighter#immafightertoo#youcantputmeinaboxbaby#okimdonewiththehashtags"
Those hashtags. LOLz.
We'll definitely take her word for it, though who would even want to mess with this fierce songstress?
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It's definitely too late now to say sorry.
On Tuesday, Justin Bieber was driving through Barcelona, on the way to his next show on the Purpose World Tour. But, as he was cruising through the streets of Spain, he passed a horde of Beliebers.
At the time, his car was going slow enough that one fan — while running alongside the vehicle — was able to reach his arm all the way inside the open window.
As the Belieber was trying to get a handful of his idol, the singer attempted to get the follower to back off by punching him square in the face!
Now, we understand Justin totally has every right to not be touched without consent. However, this sort of violence is not okay.
After the hitmaker had taken off, video showed the superstar's victim had been clocked so hard that his mouth was bleeding! Ouch.
Click here to watch the whole thing go down.
Is this really how you treat the people who made you the A-lister that you are, Justin?!
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