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Argentina’s Javier Mascherano TORE HIS ANUS During This Week's World Cup Semifinal! OUCH!

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We’ve seen several painful injuries happen at the World Cup in Brazil so far: U.S.’s Jozy Altidore strained his hamstring, Mexico’s Hector Moreno broke his leg, and superstar Neymar went down after a knee to the back fractured a vertebra!

But those all sound like heaven compared to what Argentina’s Javier Mascherano suffered in his team’s semifinal match versus the Netherlands on Wednesday.

DUDE TORE HIS ANUS!!!

Melanie Griffith Wears Proof Of Her Broken Marriage With Antonio Banderas On Her Bandaged Up Arm

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It’s now been a month since Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas announced their split, and as we previously reported, the 56-year-old actress has now gone through with getting her Antonio tattoo removed.

Well, she’s at least started the procedure, because if we know anything from nine years of How I Met Your Mother, it’s that tattoo removal is an arduous and painful process.

Melanie was seen leaving a skincare specialist sporting a bandage directly over her old heart tattoo on her right upper arm.

We definitely don’t blame Melanie for wanting to get rid of the reminder of her failed marriage, but we don’t know if we’d be able to withstand the pain of all those laser surgeries!

OUCH!

Tattoo removal normally takes many sessions to erase the ink, so we’re sure there will be just as many more candids of Melanie exiting laser clinics in the near future.

But even when the tattoo is completely gone, she’s still going to have to go through a messy divorce after her 18-year marriage. Something that could prove to be even more painful than the lasers.

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The Situation Leaves Lockup Looking Bruised, Bloodied, & Incredibly Buff!!! See His Freaky Post-Fight Face HERE!

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Whoa!! We wonder what the other guy looks like!

The Situation, a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino was arrested earlier this week after cops responded to a disturbance at his family's tanning salon and found him engaged in fisticuffs with his own brother!!

What we didn't know then is that he may have had his butt kicked in the process!!!

Cameras caught the reality star today after he posted his $500 bail and all we can say is YIKES!

High-Heels & Hockey Don’t Mix! Watch This L.A. Kings Fan Walk Out On The Ice And Immediately Eat It!

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Sorry we’re not sorry for laughing at this, because one girl’s mild pain is our major giggle-fit!

This L.A. Kings fan (we’re assuming based on her black and white ensem) stepped out onto the ice at the Staples Center after Los Angeles won the Stanley Cup. But a few minutes later, she went down harder than the New York Rangers had earlier in the night!

Ouchie!

This Is A Miracle! Race Car Driver Michael Schumacher Out Of A Coma 6 Months After His Horrible Skiing Accident!

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Such great news!

Former Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher is said to no longer be in a coma!

Schumacher has been in a French hospital in Grenoble since a skiing accident late last year that many feared would cost him his life! The 45-year-old suffered severe head trauma and has been monitored closely by doctors ever since!

Now, the seven-time world champion is being transferred to a rehabilitation center in Lausanne, Switzerland where he will continue his treatment.

Is The World Cup Going To Lose One Of Its Sexiest Stars? Cristiano Ronaldo Sits Out Of Practice With A Knee Injury!

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Is Cristiano Ronaldo in jeopardy of missing the 2014 World Cup??

Uh oh! It sounds like there's a chance the 2014 World Cup is going to get a lot less sexy!!

The tournament officially kicked off yesterday as Brazil took down Croatia 3-1, but there's already a lot of concern that one of soccers biggest stars in Cristiano Ronaldo might get sidelined before he even gets a chance to take the field!

Kim Kardashian's BFF Brittny Gastineau Steps Out Looking Terribly Bruised & Battered! What The Hell Happened?!

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Dayum!!!

What happened to Brittny Gastineau's pretty face??!

Just a few weeks ago we were reporting how pretty she looked at bestie Kim Kardashian's wedding, but last night she emerged from Craig's restaurant in El Lay with a black and blue eye.

So why did Brittny have to trade in her designer earrings for some not-so-cute stitches??!

On her way out of the hot eatery, her mama would only comment: