Archive for the 'Ouchie!' Category

Hold on to your lunches, boys and girls, because these gnarly images will make you gag!

Jesse James was working hard at his motorcycle shop Tuesday when he accidentally sliced off a huge chunk of the pinky finger!!!

Ugh! We wish we were kidding!

The TV personality uploaded the violent and bloody pics himself to Instagram, captioning one of the more ghastly with:

"Doesn't look like this little dude's gonna make it, Nice know'n you little buddy."

GULP! This is gross indeed!!

If you're squeamish, look at this cute kitten instead!

Still want a peak? OK, but don't say you weren't warned!!

See Jesse James' cut-in-half pinky…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Let us tell you something, brother! There's a good chance Miguel was a professional wrestler in a past life because has some serious skillz!!

Last night at the Billboard Music Awards, the suave R&B singer was doin' his thang on stage and about three minutes into the performance he decided to pull off a perfectly executed atomic leg drop on some innocent girl's face!

Luckily, the fan turned out to be just fine. But we couldn't help but think of wrestling icon Hulk Hogan when we saw the WWE-inspired dance move!

So who did it better??? Check out Miguel's ball-busting moves (above) right before the 3-minute mark and compare it with Hulk Hogan's classic finisher …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

ALERT! ALERT! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!

During his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, Miguel just DESTROYED a girl when he attempted to jump over the crowd and ended up landing on her FACE with his BALLS!!!

Was this a failed attempt at the Hogan leg drop?? Dude, you could have broken her neck!!

The man's got balls of steel!!!

Check out a Vine of the dangerous dance move AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Left: Julianne Moore at the Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony on Wednesday. Right: Kim Kardashian out and about in El Lay on Thursday.

Both ladies insisted on making themselves uncomfortable in ill-fitting shoes, but we know…

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This little piggy got strangled on the way to the market Cannes!

We're not sure what's more amazing here — Julianne Moore's TORTURED feet in those tight strappy shoes or the fact that she kept on SMILING while her toes were being mangled down below!

She's a PRO!

The actress certainly suffered in silence at the Opening Ceremony on Wednesday, but we bet she let footloose on her stylist when it was all over!

Hopefully her glam squad brought some MUCH more comfortable footwear for her next red carpet appearances.

If all else fails, maybe she can borrow some Jimmy Choos from Nicole Kidman!

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OUCH! That looks like one nasty bump!

In case you haven't seen the video, Kanye West had a disastrous afternoon yesterday when his head accidentally ran into a sign while he was trying to avoid looking at paps while out having lunch with Kim Kardashian.

Well, things aren't looking up for 'Ye as he was just spotted leaving his home in Beverly Hills this morning with one PAINFUL looking bump and cut on his forehead. And, by the looks of the expression on his face, it probably feels as bad as it looks.

Pretty sure that one's gonna leave a scar!

[Image via AKM-GSI Media.]

ZOMG! That looked soooooo painful!

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were working their way to one of their favorite eateries in Beverly Hills today when something horrible happened!

Kanye was so concerned with keeping his head down and out of the paparazzi's lenses that he forgot to look where he was walking and BUMPED his his head baldy on a sign!!

Ch-ch-check out the super scary vid for yourself (above)!!

Ugh!! That'll leave a mark!!

Enraged by his accidental injury, Kanye later emerged from the restaurant minutes and yelled at camera men waiting outside!!

The Louis Vuitton Don must learn more patience when his newborn arrives!!

In the meanwhile, we sincerely hope he didn't hurt himself!!