Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
There she is! Miss America!
And to her left, a vajayjay! Live TV, ladies and gentlemen! LOLz!
As some sharp-eyed Miss America pageant viewers spotted on Saturday night, contestant Megan Swanson had a bit of a style snafu.
Just as host Chris Harrison was talking about style and flare, Miss Nebraska opened her legs wide and gave the crowd and viewers at home a pretty clear shot of her cornhusker.
Ch-ch-check out the uncensored video (below)!
What the WHAT?! This has to be the strangest and scariest thing we've ever read!
A teenage girl in Florida was brought into the E.R. for a large stomach bulge. What started out as an odd and bewildering case for the doctors and nurses ended with a pretty gross conclusion.
The girl had unexplainable, large amounts of tapeworms inside of her intestine.
Maricar Cabral-Osorio, the pediatric nurse on duty remembered the terrifying case. According to the nurse, they first thought the young girl was pregnant due to the bulging stomach, but an ultrasound showed no signs of a growing baby.
So of course everyone would be confused. After doing a few more tests, Maricar said there was definitely something in her intestine causing the bulge but no one knew what it was until the teen went to the bathroom and let out a horrifying scream.
A few nurses rushed to the bathroom and Maricar said of the scary scene
We couldn't believe it when we found out Miss Delaware had been stripped of her Miss America title for being too old!
And to find out it was all just a clerical error? So sad!
Well, it turns out the Miss America people REALLY need to get their shiz together this year, because Delaware wasn't the only state that lost its Miss America this week!
Elizabeth Fechtel was just crowned Miss Florida but less than a week after her magical moment, all that was taken away. Why?
Amanda Longacre won the prestigious title of Miss Delaware, but not long after was punched in the gut. Metaphorically.
But just cause she wasn't physically injured, doesn't mean it was any less painful when her crown was ripped away from her!
The Miss America Organization requires contestants to be between
If you thought beauty pageants were just for the ladies, you are flat out WRONG!
In fact, 46 of the world's hottest fellas went chest to chest in the Mister World 2014 competition and showed just why they were the most desirable men on the planet!
At the end of the day, Nicklas Pedersen, AKA Mr. Denmark, was named the winner and we can think of six amazing why!
We really wish we were at the 35th annual Beautiful Bulldog pageant!
Why? Well if you have to ask why then you'll never know…
… Never know that bulldogs are impossicute already and can only get even more adorbzable when you start dolling them up for a pageant!
The slobbery beauty contest took place at
Well, now the little sweetheart is 9 years old and is paving her way in Hollywood in her first starring role in a movie!
After her brief stint on her reality show, Eden's World, it looks like little tyke has been working hard on her first film as Darla in Little Rascals: Save The Day!
And, after watching the trailer (above), it looks like she's the perfect choice! What a cutie!
When asked about playing the role, EW said:
"I am very excited to be playing Darla. It's been a fun experience to act in my first feature film and the skills I developed here will be helpful in future movie roles."
Aw! She's so grown up now! It makes us cry!
Remember when we interviewed her 3 years ago?? If not, watch HERE!
And, when she wanted us to wish her a happy birthday??
We're so proud of Eden! And don't forget to pick up your copy of the movie on DVD April 1st!
In the meantime, check out the trailer (above)!