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Wacko & Pambo: A Love Match???

| Filed under: Love LineMichael JacksonPamela Anderson

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We're thinking this is most likely not true or that maybe someone in Pamela Anderson's camp leaked this rumor, but it's too funny not to pass along.

According to the Mirror, the king of wackness, Michael Jackson, has been on several dates with former Baywatch blonde Pamela Anderson.

Hah!

Apparently, Pam is a big fan of Jackson and the two have been "hooking up in Malibu."

And according to a source, "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger."

Puh-lease!

You KNOW if Jacko was dating a natural-born female, his people would be paying news agencies to report on it.

According to the source, though, the two shared a private first date. Adding, "They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar."

The source continued, "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."

And did the two have a second date?

It seems they'd like us to believe so.

The source adds, "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

Pambo needs to go on a hunt for Wacko and tape it all for her "reality" show!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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We Couldn't Resist

| Filed under: Separated At BirthAustraliasticPamela Anderson

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Left: Pamela Anderson. Right: the late, great Leigh Bowery.

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Separated At Birth

| Filed under: Separated At BirthPamela Anderson

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Left: Pamela Anderson. Right: Tammy Faye Baker.

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Just One More

| Filed under: Separated At BirthPamela Anderson

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Left: Pamela Anderson: Right: Hatchet Face from Cry Baby.

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Completely Gratuitous

| Filed under: AustraliasticPamela Anderson

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A close-up of Pamela Anderson's glorious face.

The blonde bimbo was photographed Tuesday (above) in Sydney.

Pambo is in Australia to promote her new reality show, Pam: Girl on the Loose.

Let's hope the ratings are better down under than they are back in America!

[Image via WENN.]

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The Prince Totally Trumps the Titty Model

| Filed under: Royals RoyceLove LineTommy LeePamela Anderson

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Pam Anderson has been quietly seeing a member of the Abu Dhabi royal family.

She reportedly calls her prince, Milk Sheik.

Aww. She already has a pet name for him!

The buxom blonde apparently met her new boy toy when she visited Abu Dhabi in June with the Make a Wish Foundation.

This is destined to fail, though.

We're assuming the royal family is pretty conservative, so we don't see this going anywhere!

Anyway, not to be outdone, a snitch from former hubby Tommy Lee's camp disclosed that the drummer is getting hot and heavy with a titty model named Daisy De La Hoya. Daisy was a contestant in the second season of Rock of Love. Tres trashy!

Sorry, Tommy. Pam's got you beat!

Princes are much harder to come by!

[Image via WENN.]

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Pam Has A New TV Show, Nobody Cares

| Filed under: TV NewsPamela Anderson

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Poor Pamela Anderson.

Every day people are just liking her less and less it seems!

It turns out people like Lindsay Lohan's family and even Charlie Sheen's crazy ex more than they like Pam!

It's true. It's all in the numbers.

This past Sunday was the premier of Pamela new "reality" show, Pam: Girl on the Loose. But unfortunately for PamPam, no one was watching.

The ratings for Pam's show were 27% less than each of the May debuts of Living Lohan and Denise Richards: It's Complicated.

And we all know what type of reviews Living Lohan gets.

Overall, Anderson only raked in about 1.1 million viewers.

In fact, Pam's show was even lower than Season 2 of Sunset Tan. We didn't even know that was still on!

We've seen Pambo billboards everywhere, though.

Sunset Tan came on right after Pam's show and managed to get 200,000 more viewers.

Poor Pam. She's not pretty enough for Playboy anymore and not talented enough for TV.

What's a girl to do?

[Image via WENN.]

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