Archive for the 'The Hoff' Category

This trailer is definitely NSFW!

As the summer months inch closer to us, everyone is thinking about the same things:

Bikinis, party poppin' … and PIRANHAS?!?!

Check out the naughty red band trailer for the gruesome Piranha 3DD. As with the first flick, this one promises to bring the gore (and nudity) straight to your seat in 3D(D)!

Plus, Ving Rhames has shotguns for legs!!! And we all love a good Hoff sighting!

Thoughts? Are U excited for another round of Piranhas?!

The Hoff is nothing but positive after NOT being asked back to judge another season of Britain’s Got Talent.

According to the Knight Rider, he was too sensitive a soul to give negative feedback when necessary:

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If you are one of David Hasselhoff's 369,946 followers on Twitter, than you've no doubt seen the numerous pictures of The Hoff down on bended knee, seemingly proposing to his girlfriend Hayley Roberts.

Everyone assumed that this was his public way of announcing the pair were getting hitched, but when asked for an official statement about the nuptials, The Hoff acted like he didn't know what everyone was going on about!

He told

The Hoff will now have a Mrs. The Hoff!

The Baywatcher and his new fianceé,

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After the shellacking he took in the ratings in all his shows, Simon Cowell is planning a big overhaul for 2012.

Simon says he was humbled and that he was "smug and cocky" regarding his shows last year.

For a quick recap, X Factor UK and Britain's Got Talent ratings tanked, Red or Black did poorly and X Factor US failed to reach 20 million viewers.

But

Seriously? Watch the video again and then tell us that, David!

During a recent interview, The Hoff opened up about the infamous 2007 video in which he drunkenly eats a burger in front of his daughter…and he says

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A new species of crab was discovered, and scientists have named it the "Hoff" crab after, who else? David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff!

The name came from the fact that the crab has a hairy chest!

Ha!

It's a species of the yeti crab, an appropriately named hairy, white crab.

The crabs like to hang out in huge clumps, at some points nearly 600 crabs per square meter.

Pretty cool to have a crab named after you.

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