Cannes pro? You're out on the town, dressed to the nines, partying with Hollywood VIPs!
Cannes con? Your security doesn't know you or speak your language!
That seems to have been the beginning of Paris Hilton and River Viiperi's problems this weekend.
It wasn't the infamous paparazzi that kept getting past security- it was an overeager fan!
And when the young woman pushed up against Paris to take selfies with the star, River hulked out! The model gave the giggling girl a VIOLENT SHOVE! Not cool!
Meanwhile, security kept
This is just lazy - even for criminals!
Much like Miley Cyrus yesterday, it appears that Paris Hilton has been victimized for the second time by the persistent, frankly obnoxious SWATTING pranksters, who call 9-1-1 and report nonexistent crimes happening at celebrity homes in El Lay!
This time around, the individual wasting police time, money and resources sent authorities to the heiress' home after claiming she was being
Having your sh*t stolen is traumatizing enough, but witnessing Emma Watson rummaging through your things in your own house — on a giant screen(!) — must be a gut wrenching, not to mention odd, experience!
Paris Hilton watched Sofia Coppola's Bling Ring movie while hanging out at Cannes, a movie that is based on real life events that left Paris ROBBED of stuff worth thousands of dollars…
And it seems the reenactment was just TOO real for Paris to deal with!
True love has no shame!
Paris Hilton and River Viiperi are in LUUUURVE and they don't care who knows it! In fact, they want EVERYBODY to know!
The two were ALL OVER each other at the Gotha Club in Cannes on Thursday with Paris straddling and smooching River like an Army wife who hasn't seen her man in a year.
But, who are we kidding, we'd be doing the same if River was OUR man! Ha!
After the makeout sesh, the 32-year-old heiress casually reapplied her pink lipgloss, as you do.
And don't they look so patriotic in that red Herve Leger bandage dress and cool blue suit?
Don't ever break up, you crazy kids!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Paris Hilton must really love showing off her boyfriend River Viiperi!
Not that we blame her… We’d do the same if our significant other looked like that (above)!!!
The couple was spotted at LAX airport yesterday to catch a flight to London. But it looks like Paris made sure to flaunt her arm candy on the way in.
Ch-ch-check out more photos (below)!
Are they both just REALLY that happy or do U think they're happy to show their love off too?!
They're not exactly camera-shy…
[Image via PGpg7/Ramey Pix.]
Angelina Jolie has put her bravery on full display over the last few days after announcing she had a double mastectomy to reduce her risk of getting breast cancer! But don't just ask us! A ton of her fellow celebrities are saying the same thing!
From Paris Hilton to Octavia Spencer, DOZENS of stars have taken to Twitter to show support for Angie and praise her for raising awareness of an important issue for women:
Honestly, we pretty much NEVER hear about celebs getting basic dentistry done — let alone having their wisdom teeth removed!
That's why we were surprised to see Paris Hilton tweeting about it like any regular (read: non-rich non-famous) person would do! She even was moaning about how much it hurt! She had FOUR removed at the same time!
Seriously though, getting your wisdom teeth out HURTS LIKE HELL. Here's what she first tweeted: