Have a mysterious murder on your hands, and you're just an inept homicide detective that pulled the case out of bad luck?
Well, you better hope that murdered person was the proud owner of a genius parrot! LOLz!
Just a week ago, Neelam Sharma and her pet dog were found murdered in Agra, India. Why they killed the dog and not the bird, we'll never really know. Unless, like we said, the bird was a genius and outsmarted the murderer.
Police were straight up BAFFLED until they got a tip from
Polly wants a cracker!
Adam Lambert posted a pic to instagram of him and a cutie parrot, though you can hardly tell.
That birdie sure is camera shy!
"On dat Polly."
Yes, sure, whatever you say.
We won't believe it's real until we see that bird's face!
Though we guess Adam's gorgeous face will do for now!
Thanks for sharing the snap!
[Image via Adam Lambert.]
Whoa!! That's a lotta birds!!
Hitchcock style! LOLz!
Aubrey O'Day and her boyfriend were in Maui, Hawaii when they came across an opportunity to be covered in birds.
Well, we're assuming they ran into one of those people who has parrots and you can pay them to take your pic with the birds.
But we bet Aubrey was like, "Give me all the birds, just shower me with birds." LOLz!
So that's exactly what happened!
We're seriously impressed at how well trained these birds are! They're just standing still, waiting for their pic to be taken!
What a great pic! Lookin' good there, you two!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
Halle Berry better watch out!
Her fiance Olivier Martinez was basically attacked by some admirers!
Luckily for her - the admirers were a bunch of colorful parrots! Or as the natives call them - macaws!!!
Olivier was either having the time of his life as parrots sat upon his body, or was frightened beyond belief!
We honestly aren't sure!!!
Personally our idea of a dream vacation does not involve what Olivier can be seen doing (above).
We'd rather just hang out with these ladies.
But to each his own - we guess.
At least this terrifying experience was absolutely a wonderful kodak moment!
Check out some pictures of Olivier with some human beings (below) !!!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Polly want a bleeping character!
The animal charity at Leybourne in England needs a home for a parrot with a unique case of…bird swears?!
The parrot may have been taught or trained to cuss like a sailor and the shelter warns potential owners to be careful.
So if you have kids in England, it's best to let someone else adopt the bird!
Still, he's so FLIPPING CUTE!!! Adopt this bird (above) RIGHT NOW!