He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
And he's gonna give her LOTS of kisses!
A smooth TALKING parrot lays it on his pretty babe, always asking what she's doing before giving her a smooch.
Or more like 50 smooches!!!
How fantabulously uhMAZing is parrot love?!
Check out this super cutez video (above) to see JoJo and Buddy in LUV!
For realzies? Who throws birds in an argument?!?!
Luis Quinones and Myres Thomas got into a heated debate after Myres told her boyfriend she had a beer at work.
This prolly isn't something to fight over…but whatever…
Thomas told Quinones to GTFO and started throwing his belongings out the door.
Not taking this lying down, Quinones grabs his GF's innocent parrot and slams it on the ground!
What happens when you cross a parrot, a zebra and drunken Iowa man driving a truck?
Pure debauchery!…Or more like more pure illegality!
A Dubuque man with a zebra and parrot in his truck decided to have a drink
or seven before heading home.
Unfortunately, when you have a zebra and parrot in your car, you're going to look suspicious.
Especially if you're swerving all over the place!
Check out the wackiness (above) to hear the whole story!
Hey, gurl? How you doin?! HA!
Two parrots were caught flirting with each other and it looks like the parrot on the right got some SERIOUS game!
Check out the video above to see these lovebirds put the moves on each other.
They even kiss! How cute!
Birds gettin' loose on the goose??
Here are some parrots who had a little too much to drink — of intoxicating fruit trees.
This is happening in Australia, where red-collared lorikeets are staggering around the streets drunk, some even collapsing.
Scientists are getting worried because too many are dying!
Watch the video above too see for URself!
Don't call me Polly, bitch!!
According to researchers at Cornell University, parrots are named by their parents — and not their pirate.
Scientists had already observed dolphins, crows, primates and parrots have unique calls when they want the attention of specific members of their groups. But they wanted to know how our animal friends got their names. Do they name themselves? Are they named after a defining characteristic (like Joe form work with the big ass you call bigass Joe)??
After careful observations the Cornellians figured out it's the proud parrot parents who gave each chick its name.
Much like a human, the adult parrot will choose a name for its young soon after it's born. Each parrot, though, may tweak its own signature call as it grows older, elongating a whistle here or shortening a chirp there, essentially giving itself a nickname.
It makes sense, they are the only English speaking animal. LOL.
[Image via cracked.com]
He's They're SO CUTE!!
The Irish twin pop group posted this adorable vid of John in showing off their fabulous bird Perez!
They captioned the video:
"THIS IS OUR PET PARROT PEREZ HANGING OUT!"
Chill'n with celebs, dressed in fabulous feathers — this beautiful bird is certainly living up to his name! LOLZ!