Is there any good in Heather Mills????

Her former publicist, has Michele Elyzabeth just revealed that Mucca, no surprise, is a big fat liar.

We mentioned earlier in the week that Michele resigned as Mills' rep cuz the gold digger supremo is an insane bitch.

So, Michele said the videotaped footage Mucca threatened to show in divorce court of an abusive Paul McCartney never existed:

"I really don't believe she did (have the video). I was close enough and I heard a couple of conversations. Now that I know what I know, I don't really think that Paul really went after her for anything. She had basically nothing — she had tapes of her being in the studio with him, her being on the road with him, private moments. She told me a bunch of stuff … (but) I don't see him being a violent person."

We feel bad for Mucca's kid.

Can you imagine having a gold digging, liar mommy?

[Image via WENN.]

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The treatment you get when you're a former Beatles star.

Apparently Paul McCartney arrived late on Friday night, just before the start of the Billy Joel concert.

So what's a guy to do?

Well, you get the NYPD to escort you from JFK Airport to Shea Stadium in less than 15 minutes!

The distance is approximately 11 miles away.

McCartney's plane landed shortly after 11:00pm.

He was then met on the tarmac by cops.

And then made it to the stadium by 11:20pm to surprise everyone.

Of course, all the while being escorted by police.

It's nice to see tax dollars being spent properly.

[Image via WENN.]

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While Heather Mills is busy being internationally despised….

Sir Paul McCartney is getting it on!

The Beatle's relationship with New Yorker Nancy Shevell seems to be thriving.

Paul and the his lady were spotted in Connecticut on Sunday. They went for a drive through the country and stopped off along the way to pick up some wine and cheese.

How romantic!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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A High Court judge officially terminated the union between Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills on Monday.

He's a free man!!!!

The judge pronounced a decree nisi on the grounds that the couple have been separated for two years.

Macca and Mucca were not in court to hear the declaration.

Their lawyers refused to comment as they left the courtroom.

So, Mucca's now able to claim the $50 million she was awarded as part of the divorce settlement!

[Paul image via Mavrix Online. Heather image via WENN.]

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Paul McCartney has announced that he's going to give away his current studio album, Memory Almost Full, in the May 18th edition of the UK's Daily Mail paper.

Paul's album is not new, though. It's already been out for months!

Why give it out now???

Well, Macca's Starbuck's imprint release has sold 100,000 copies to date. But, with the free giveaway the album has a potential to reach up to 2 million homes.

The paper's managing director commented on the deal saying, "If you look at how he came to do the Starbucks' album deal, it was a result of feeling unhappy with the music industry and looking at alternative ways of distribution. I can't think of anyone else who has come up with the right alternative distribution than us."

The UK's so lucky!

We never get anything cool in our US newspapers!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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We bet Heather Mills is gonna be running that big fat mouth of her's again soon cause the shiz is going to hit the fan in the U.K. on Tuesday night (this evening)!

You lucky Brits have the chance to tune in to Channel 4 to see the new Mucca 'tell all' documentary!

We're sooo jealous! We wish we could see it!

The doc reportedly confirms the rumor that Mucca was a money grubbing, 'high class' hooker.

Muccity Muck's former friend, Denise Hewitt, reveals that Mills counted Australian tycoon Kerry Packer and a royal prince of Saudi as loyal 'customers'.

Hewitt said that she and Mucca used to get lots of jewelry from their johns and would do naughty stuff like 'full sex and girly-girly scenes' to return 'favors'.

Heather refused to return calls for comment.

Whore!

[Image via WENN.]

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Keeping on Linda's memory!

Longtime vegetarian and veg advocate Paul McCartney, wants you to go vegetarian to help fight global warming. Really!

"I would urge everyone to think about taking this simple step to help our precious environment and save it for the children of the future," says the legendary Beatle.

According to a 2006 United Nations report, cattle-rearing generated more greenhouse gases than transportation.

Who knew?!

Macca's surprised that a call for vegetarianism hasn't been actively promoted by friends of the earth. "It's very surprising that most major environmental organizations are leaving the option of going vegetarian off their lists of top ways to curtail global warming," he says.

That's one option. Another is to raise cattle in a more eco-friendly way.

Let's work on that!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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The always loquacious Heather Mills made an appearance on a Brit TV morning show today and blabbed that big fat mouth of hers again.

Mucca appeared via satellite from Las Vegas, where she's serving as a judge for tonight's Miss USA contest.

Crazy Heather was full of choice quotes today!

She asserted that Sir Paul is seeing three different women at the moment and wished them, "the best of luck. Better them than me."

They ARE lucky, you blind bat!

Bitter Mills went on to accuse the divorce judge, one of Britain's most respected, of being "one-sided" and skewered the judge for calling her "explosive" and "volatile".

But, she then went on to commend herself for pouring water on Macca's attorney, Fiona Shackleton, after the settlement was read. Mucca said, "And Mrs Shackleton said something under her breath so I cleansed and baptised her. I thought she looked fantastic — I thought it did her the world of good and now I'm getting lots of offers to restyle the hair of women of her age."

Um, that was a volatile and explosive act to us so we're inclined to believe that Mucca behaved ridiculously during the proceedings.

Another bit of crazy that Mucca admitted to is that she petitions the judge 'every day' to get full transcripts of her divorce hearing made public. She thinks transcripts will set the story straight! Is she really sure that she wants all her craziness out there?

Mills yabbering about the case could fall foul of the judge's gagging order, issued at the end of the case preventing any of the parties revealing further details about the marriage or the divorce case. She may now find herself in contempt of court.

We can't believe the judge didn't incorporate some sort of penalty into the settlement papers, you know, if you don't shut up you lose some of the money awarded.

One of her last comments was, "I'm fighting to be able to clear my name. I don't need to talk about Paul. You've seen what I've been through over the past year. I just want my daughter to know the truth."

Does she suffer from short term memory loss?! Prior to spitting out that statement she went on and on about Macca in one way or another.

On a very disturbing note for us in the U.S., Mills revealed that she plans to spend more time in America in the future, although she ruled out moving here permanently. Thank God!

Wish she wouldn't come at all!

[Image via WENN.]

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Spotted: Paul McCartney's on-again gal pal, Nancy Shevell leaving the Midtown Manhattan hotel where Sir Paul is staying, on Tuesday night. The pair just returned from a romantical vacation together in the Caribbean!

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