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Sandra Bullock & Cate Blanchett Get Glowing Skin From Penis Facials — But Actually!

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Keep it in your pants, or don't!

While promoting her new Giorgio Armani fragrance Sì Passione, Cate Blanchett revealed an interesting fact to Vogue Australia about her and Ocean's 8 costar Sandra Bullock's skin care routine.

Video: Watch The Official Trailer For Ocean's 8 HERE!

In New York, both actresses got a "penis facial" which uses a product that smells like sperm! We are NOT joking!

The Aussie actress told the magazine:

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'Dick Is Dangerous!' Jennifer Lawrence Gets Candid About Avoiding Sexually Transmitted Diseases!

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Jennifer Lawrence may be down to jump into shark-infested waters at the drop of a hat — but when it comes to sex, she's ALL talk.

The actress has been doing a lot of oversharing on her Red Sparrow press tour (maybe because everyone keeps plying her with alcohol?) and recently revealed that, like the rest of us, she has an undying thirst for breakout star Timothée Chalamet.

In her signature candor, she told ET that she was "buttering him up like a pig for slaughter, and then… going to swing right in there as soon as he's, like, 30."

Related: Lala Kent SLAMS J.Law For Calling Her The C-Word!

But don't get it twisted — J.Law is actually VERY selective when it comes to the D she involves herself with.

The unfiltered Oscar-winner told The Sun she's "all bark and no bite" when it comes to sexual pursuits, explaining:

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Songs That Are Secretly All About Big Dicks!

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Music may be more explicit these days, but a song called "Gimme That Huge Cock" is still probably going to have some trouble getting airplay in most markets.

But just consider how tough it was on explicit music back in the day — rewind a few short years and streaming isn't an option. Back to the '80s? Forget it!

That's where a little metaphor comes in handy. Of course, some songs' peen metaphors were a little too clever and went right over fans' heads!

Did you know all these songs were about the D??

CLICK HERE to view "11 Songs Secretly About Big Dicks!"

CLICK HERE to view "11 Songs Secretly About Big Dicks!"

CLICK HERE to view "11 Songs Secretly About Big Dicks!"

CLICK HERE to view "11 Songs Secretly About Big Dicks!"

CLICK HERE to view "11 Songs Secretly About Big Dicks!"

[Image via YouTube.]

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You Can't Unsee This Naked Photo Of Drake Bell — You've Been Warned…

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We just audibly GASPED.

On Wednesday, Drake Bell took to Instagram to share a photo of himself completely nude. Although the Drake & Josh alum's private parts were not exposed in the image, the photo left VERY little to the imagination.

Related: WTF Have They Done To Zac Efron?!?

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO US!! Be sure to ch-ch-check it out for yourself (below)!

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There's A Shape Of Water Dildo, And It's… Not The Strangest We've Ever Seen…

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The Shape Of Water is a beautiful, unusual love story which has garnered tons of critical acclaim and awards.

So of course there's a sex toy based on it!

Director Guillermo Del Toro spared audiences gratuitous footage of the Amphibian Man's, well, footage, but just the implication inspired the people at XenoCatArtifacts to create a dildo just for the film.

The initial Etsy run already sold out, but io9 confirms another run will be ready soon — just in time for the Oscars!

TBH — this isn't even the weirdest sex toy we've ever seen. Don't believe us??

CLICK HERE to view "11 Of The Strangest Sex Toys!"

CLICK HERE to view "11 Of The Strangest Sex Toys!"

CLICK HERE to view "11 Of The Strangest Sex Toys!"

CLICK HERE to view "11 Of The Strangest Sex Toys!"

CLICK HERE to view "11 Of The Strangest Sex Toys!"

[Image via XenoCatArtifacts/Etsy/Fox Searchlight.]

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Jamie Dornan Has A TERRIBLE Explanation For Not Showing His Dick In Fifty Shades

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Three Fifty Shades movies later, and Jamie Dornan is STILL holding out on the goods!

After almost flashing his peen during a montage in Fifty Shades Of Grey, the 35-year-old flirted with the idea of showing his junk for realz sometime during the film trilogy.

But, as he explained to ELLE, the actor ultimately decided to keep his Dakota Johnson a mystery.

Video: Corden Goes Full Mr. Grey With Jamie In Fifty Shades Spoof!

But why?

Apparently, Dornan — and the directors — thought it wasn't necessary for the story! (LOL, "story"!? Christian Grey's dick IS the story!)

As for why the third installment Fifty Shades Freed contains 0 shades of peen, the actor said there's a lot of other eye candy to marvel over (read: his perky ass), explaining:

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