And it's freaking hilarious!
Ch-ch-check out the brutal bit (above)!
Sixteen delicious dudes took off their shirts and oiled up their glorious god-like bodies in the name of
science seksiness, but, as it turns out, all men are NOT created equal!
After four grueling rounds of mano-a-mano manliness, the Shirtless Celebrity Showdown has come to an end and our perezilicious voters have crowned a champion!!
The people have spoken, and we officially have the winner of our Best Celeb Style Showdown!
After voting through four heavily contested rounds of match-ups, you have finally chosen your champion! The victor of our Perez Pyramid of fashion is Kate Middleton!
She took home the big prize by beating out one of our personal favorites, Lupita Nyong'o, last round, and although she isn't Queen of England (yet), Kate's clearly our Queen of Style!
Congrats on your well deserved win — you classy lady, you — and thanks to everyone who voted in this March Madness-esque bracket!
CLICK HERE to see some of her greatest looks through the years!
We gave the people bikini bodies and the people have spoken!!
Four weeks ago, we started the difficult task of trying to decided which celeb's bikini bod was more bangin' than the rest and gave U readers the chance to decide! And after four rounds of grueling competition, U decided Kate Upton's dynamite curves stood out from the rest!
The Sports Illustrated model made it through the first
Last night March Madness OFFICIALLY came to an end when the University of Kentucky lost to the University of Connecticut in the national title game! But if thrilling college basketball games just aren't your thang, we've got something even better for you: The Bikini Bracket!
The whole thing is finally coming to a close, and after seeing some of the best bikini bods out there, it's come down to the final two! We've seen models, MILFs, and musicians duke it out over the past couple of weeks, and now it's time for YOU to decide who has the ultimate bikini bragging rights!!
We've come to it at last — the most glamorous battle of our time!
You've voted through 3 rounds of competitive, head-to-head match-ups, and we've now reached our final bout for the Best Celeb Style Showdown!
Who will ascend to the top of the fashionable Perez Pyramid? Let's March once again into this Madness, and take a look at our two remaining competitors…
Left: Kate Middleton mustered the strength to do what no Hunger Games could…best Katniss Everdeen. She took Jennifer Lawrence in Round 3, but can she survive one more fight, and receive a coronation fit for a fashionista queen?!
Right: Lupita Nyong'o annihilated Miranda Kerr last round on the road to most stylish celeb! This AH-Mazing actress (who will definitely be twelve years our fave) has made it this far, but can she become the final victor of this bracket?!
Who will become the winner of the tournament in this championship match? The lady-who-will-be-queen? Or the lady-who-will-probably-one-day-be-McQueen's-queen?! You vote to decide …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
After years of sit-ups and crunches and rubbing themselves down with oil to stay looking super seXXXy, it has all come down to this - the FINAL round of the Shirtless Celebrity Showdown!
Two men enter. One man leaves.
Left: JoeMan barely squeaked by Chris Evans in the last round of the tournament, but sometimes it's not the size of the victory that counts, it's how willing you are to dip it in honey and smack us in the face with it.
Right: We'll be honest, we didn't expect Ian to make it this far, but clearly the blood-sucking beauty's super loyal fan base cannot be stopped. Are they strong enough to take on a wickedly hot werewolf, though?
Ugh. We don't know!!
This is just like the ending to Twilight, except we don't have to worry about anyone creepily imprinting on an underage girl!
Ready to crown the hottest half-nekked man in the history of the world?!?!?!
Cast your vote…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
And then there were four! We've officially made it to the semifinals of our March Madness Bikini Bracket showdown, which means we're just one round away from deciding which celebrity is the true queen of the beach!! So who will move on for a chance to compete for the ultimate bikini bragging rights?? That's up to YOU to decide!!
Left: Halle Berry is definitely making all the moms out there proud!! Last week, the actress pulled off a big win over fellow MILF Beyoncé and her FLAWLESS figure, but now it's a whole new game as she