Treat yo self.
more than Halloween candy! Halloween
But if you'd rather spend your cheat day on drinks instead of snacks, then have we got the solution for you: Halloween-inspired liquor treats!
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Sure, you may have heard of
Skittles vodka before… but what about Candy Corn shots?!
Although, our favorites may just be the
Starburst spirits we invented!
And fear not, Perezcious Readers — our
video comes complete with recipes for each and every adult beverage. exclusive
Ch-ch-check out Perez Hilton's Halloween liquor treat (above)!!!
There's nothing off color about this!
Are you already finding yourself bored by
's robbery, Kim Kardashian West 's breakup, and mostly everything else currently happening in Hollywood?? Brangelina
Well, if so… then have we got the solution for you:
Adult Coloring Books!!!
We've created THREE distinct drawings for you to choose from at the moment — and the best part of all? They're all completely FREE!!!
You can get Hi-Res versions to print out and color any way you wish!
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to download "Live Wrong"! CLICK HERE
to download "Say Cheese"! CLICK HERE
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The shade of it all.
has no problem saying EXACTLY what's on his ridiculous mind, even if Donald Trump disastrous results are inevitable.
Video: Meghan Trainor Gets Animated Performing Shady Poetree!
So, what crazy sh*t will come out of the (animated) Presidential nominee's mouth when he stops by open mic night at the
Shady Poetree Lounge?!
Well… you'll just have to watch our
clip to find out (above)!!!
If you happen to be on the lookout for one last cookout before Summer officially comes to an end… then have we got the recipe for you.
Sure, you may have heard of a Luther Burger before — named after the legendary
Luther Vandross, of course — but you've never seen one like this!
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That's because our Hawaiian Luther Burger packs so much flavor into one dish, it should be illegal!!
We're talking Spam, pineapple, potato chips, and even some American cheese all layered between two frosted donuts!
basically an entire month's worth of cheat days on one single plate… so you're welcome.
Ch-ch-check out our Hawaiian Luther Burger recipe (above)!!!
It's open mic night at the Shady Poetree Lounge! Who'll be the first to bare their soul?!
! Watch the songstress flow in the clip (above)! Meghan Trainor
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If you're not yet obsessed with
for whatever reason, then you're seriously missing The Amber Rose Show some of the best pop culture coverage currently airing in late night.
Not only does Muva have impeccable taste when it comes to celebrity guests — *cough*
*cough* — she's not afraid of Yours Truly asking the important questions!
Video: Puppet Caitlyn Jenner Takes On The RNC With Melania Trump!
But just in case you haven't seen Amber at work, we
decided to create a reimagining of what we assume an episode with and Tyga would be like… with puppets, of course! Taylor Swift
Suffice it to say, we're hooked and we can't stop starin'!
Cause we noticed that butt was stuffed… Get it??
The Amber Rose Show like you've never seen it before (above)!!!
Check out this exclusive footage of
filming Caitlyn Jenner I Am Cait at the Republican National Convention!
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