That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
It's such an unexpected burn that Kim is literally left speechless while we're just sitting here cackling. LOLz!!!
Kris Jenner for MVP Season 12??
Ch-ch-check out a sneak peek of KUWTK ahead of its premiere Sunday, May 1 at 9 p.m. EST on E! (above)!!!
The Kardashian/Jenner family tree is lousy with rappers these days, but Ice Cube made it clear he had no intentions of letting the famous family pick at the fruit of his loins!
The producer stopped by The Late Late Show on Tuesday, when James Corden brought up how Khloé Kardashian said she wanted to "spend some personal time" with the rapper's son O'Shea Jackson Jr.
But it doesn't look KoKo is getting the N.W.A. alum's approval anytime soon, because Cube advised the reality star to "run full speed from my son." Ouch!
Though the producer may have been looking out for the former talk show host, noting his son is "taking full advantage of his stardom," he insisted Khloe stay away from the Straight Outta Compton star because she's still married!
Oh, right — she always seems to forget about that minor detail. LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) to see Cube's full reaction!
AHHHHH! Congratulations are in order for Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle!
On Monday, the cute couple announced that they are expecting their second child together! The Jonas Brothers alum and his longtime love revealed the exciting news on their Instagram accounts, sharing a sweet snap of themselves gearing up for baby number two!
They both posted this precious pic (above), showing the famous father studying up with his baby book while the brunette beauty is jokingly chowing down on some pregnancy cravings!
LOL! Too cute!
And to make things even more delightful, they both included the same caption for the aw-dorable announcement, writing:
Earlier this month, the momma-of-two got the names of her two kids — Olive and Frankie Kopelman — spontaneously tattooed on her wrist.
Over the weekend, the gorgeous gal opened up to Entertainment Tonight about how much being a parent has influenced her life.
The actress said that she feels being a mom has bettered her:
"I think it's good to show my kids I'm passionate and have a good work ethic and that you have to earn what you have in this world. [Motherhood's] just made me such a better person. I always love and try to live on the high road. I think you feel best when you behave or react or come from the high road place. And my kids have elevated that for me in a way that is indescribable."
And, the 41-year-old explained that the impromptu ink brings her a lot of happiness:
And the award for Most Adorable Mom goes to… Joan Grande!
On Wednesday, Ariana Grande posted a video of her momma's reaction to hearing her daughter's upcoming album for the first time, and it's AH-mazing!
The proud parent promptly began losing her sh*t in the most adorable way after listening to Dangerous Woman!
Joan couldn't contain her excitement, and began gushing about the pint-sized pop princess' new record, saying:
"WOAH! OHMYGOD! WOAH! No, Ariana, I'm not kidding! That's the best song I ever heard!"
LOL! This is TOO cute!
But she wasn't done! Ari's mom continued to rave:
"Holy SH*T! Oh my god! I almost vomited! I can't believe it! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!"
Luckily for us, the soulful singer caught the entire freakout on camera and put it on Instagram, captioning the silly snippet:
"mom's genuine reaction when I played her the album.#1monthTilDangerousWoman #loveyoumommy 😂😭 (she's actually going to murder me for reposting that but it's the funniest shit I've ever seen sorry mama love you)"
Ch-ch-check it out (below)!
Leelee Sobieski is totally okay with having left Hollywood!
In case you don't remember, the actress, who previously starred alongside Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed, has taken a break from the industry since giving birth to her second child almost two years ago.
Well, Us Weekly caught up with the former starlet at a rare red carpet appearance of hers earlier this week, and she dished on life after movies. The 32-year-old confessed:
"I don't do movie stuff anymore. I am totally an outsider! I … am just a mom and an outsider."
And she plans on keeping it that way!
Leelee explained that she has no plans to come back for role unless:
She's not like a regular mom; she's Britney Spears!
But even the Princess of Pop can annoy her kids like your typical momma, especially during her own version of carpool karaoke.
On Tuesday, the 34-year-old took sons Sean Preston and Jayden James out to eat and attempted her own Michael Jackson lip sync battle with the two of them.
Jayden seemed game, but Preston was not amused and not impressed.
Watch the annoying cuteness (below):