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Poor Billie Lourd.
You can see their heartfelt posts (below):
Murder! Mystery! Homoerotic John Stamos shower scenes!
Tuesday's episode of Scream Queens had a little something for everyone, especially if you're really into grotesque diseases and erotic asphyxiation.
[SPOILERS, IDIOT HOOKERS]
After witnessing a hairy patient get decapitated at the end of last week's season premiere, Chanel No. 5 (Abigail Breslin) became a suspect right off the bat, despite the fact that there was green smile tracked in by the actual murderer, the Green Meanie.
No. 5's luck turned around when she started getting romantic with a patient played by the impossibly handsome Colton Haynes — except his character Tyler was in the hospital because he was completely covered in NASTY looking boils…
Bent on making Tyler hot again, No. 5 started fundraising for an expensive laser to remove the warts, but it was Chanel Oberlin (Emma Roberts) who got the money from her ex-boyfriend Chad Radwell (Glen Powell), who had returned to
***WARNING: Scream Queens Spoilers Ahead***
Welcome back, idiot hookers.
Luckily, that meant an hour of wall-to-wall entertainment on Tuesday night when FOX reopened the C.U.R.E Institute — much to the disdain of the Chanels!
While a majority of the episode was dedicated to reintroducing us to Keke Palmer, Jamie Lee Curtis, Emma Roberts, Abigail Breslin, and Billie Lourd's already iconic characters in their new, sterile environment… the welcomed additions to the cast certainly made the most of their debut.
But we're not just talking random up-and-comers — no, American Horror Story: Kids somehow managed to attract Hollywood royalty like John Stamos, Kirstie Alley, Jerry O'Connell, Taylor Lautner, Laura Bell Bundy, and Cecily Strong for the premiere… it's just too bad not everyone could survive the night!
We guess the Green Meanie is just as bloodthirsty as the Red Devil!!
So, without further ado…
M-m-meet Scream Queens' newest residents for Season Two (below)!!!
Kirstie Alley is loving her healthier lifestyle!
It was just earlier this year the actress opened up about how she dropped 50 pounds with the help of Jenny Craig. Now in a new interview with People, the 65-year-old has decided to get candid about what led her to her dramatic weight gain in the first place.
In 2009, it was reported the star gained 83 pounds, and she says one very big mistake was to blame:
TBT May 19, 2008: "How I say this delicately? I was a total cunt back in the day! Fuck! Sorry, Kirstie!"
We hope she only got fruit toppings!!!!!
Kirstie Alley is looking HUGE these days.
The former fattie stopped by Pinkberry in the Valley this past weekend to get some not-quite fro yo.
She ordered the large, of course!
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Politics makes for strange bedfellows, apparently…
The actress posted a message in favor of Donald Trump for president — for quite a while now, she's hinted at supporting him — and in doing so, made it official with a very succinct and obvious statement (below)!!!