Archive for the 'Pete Doherty' Category

Moron Pete Doherty was fined on Wednesday after heroin fell out of his pocket while in court back in December.

The judge said "Either this was sheer stupidity or a ploy to get more publicity."

Nope, he really is that stupid.

As a result of the drug possession charge, the judge ordered Pete to fork over $1200, but would not be placed on a rehabilitation order since Pete is paying for treatment privately.

Suure he is.

See you in court soon, Pete.

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It's the Ghost Of A Drug-Induced Present!

This is how Pete Doherty looked like after he left a gig in Paris this week!

What the hell, Doperty?! You look like hell!

No, you look like death!

Do you even remember the last time you took a shower? Brushed your teeth? Changed your shirt?!

How can those people stand to be so close to you?!? YUCK!

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Some things never change!

Pete Doherty was arrested yesterday and it has now been revealed that he is being charged with heroin possession.

The Babyshambles member was arrested quickly after appearing in court for OTHER charges and he'll be back in court this coming January for the new ones.

Furthermore, Doperty could also be facing charges for an alleged hit-and-run that left a pedestrian in critical condition. The car in question is a Jaguar believed to be owned by Pete.

At court yesterday Pete was fined £2,050 and banned from driving for 18 months after a guilty plea for drunk driving back in July after a concert.

What are we going to do with you, Pete?

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They should just keep a room reserved for him!

Pete Doherty is behind bars AGAIN for drug possession! The singer was charged this morning and escorted to a Gloucester, England station.

The best part - he was arrested only moments after leaving his court hearing for another charge!

Excellent!

The drugs have really done wonders for your cognitive decision-making skills!

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It's been six months since his last arrest, so he was way overdue!

Pete Doherty was arrested in Germany early Saturday morning after smashing the back window of a car with a pint glass.

Stoopid!

Before the vandalism occurred outside of bar Trinkteufel (Drink Devil) the bartender said Pete "was drinking shots and constantly asking where to get cocaine."

No surprise there.

After being taken into custody Doherty was booked for property damage and unfortunately for Germany, was released to chase his next high.

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Ew! Just look at him!

Pete Doherty was looking like an effed up, sweaty wreck as he arrived in Berlin for his concert on Wednesday.

Hopefully, he'll stick to some current German tunes this time!

The Nazi anthem just isn't cutting it.

Get it together, loser!!

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The man has a gift for coming up with creative ways to be a dipshit!

Pete Doherty was quite the surprise guest while performing solo at the on3 music festival in Munich on Saturday.

Just when we hadn't heard anything from him for a while, Pete decides to sing a Nazi anthem in Germany!

REALLY?!

The crowd began to boo, but Doperty sang five more songs before festival organizers escorted him offstage.

He sang the first verse of Deutschlandlied, a part of the song that has not been sung since WWII, as it translates to “Germany, Germany above anything/Above everything in the world”.

Yikes!

The concert was also broadcast live on Bavarian radio but was cut as soon as the douche began to belt out the hate!

But, don't worry! He's sorry!!!!

Sigh.

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Did you guys know that Doperty is immortal????

Who would have guessed????

The Babyshambles frontman cancelled a slew of shows back in October due to "exhaustion", but Pete recently revealed to reporters the true reason for the cancellation - his heart stopped!!!!

Doperty swears up and down that drugs weren't the cause, but explains the situation as: "I was running into the walls, making steering wheel signs with my hands. And then I just… stopped. My body just stopped."

After an overnight stay in the hospital, the formerly (ha!) drugged-out singer was as good as new, and returned home to rest.

Kudos on dodging death!

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