He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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Peter Andre wants to start a chain gang!
A chain gang of martial arts schools!
The singer is hoping to collaborate with his son Junior's karate teacher Paul Hawkes and start FIVE HUNDRED kung fu schools all across England!
Here's what he said:
Magical. A great business. What's not to love??
When it comes to coffee, little did the world know that Peter Andre would be opening a cafe chain called The New York Coffee Club with his brother Danny… and they're doing much more than slingin' joe!
They've taken on an intern that might not have had many other opportunities, and they're being honored for it! You see, their intern has epilepsy — and The Young Epilepsy Champion Awards has singled the brothers out for helping him! They were given the Employability and Enterprise Champion 2013 prize, and Andre and his sibling were even there to accept it!
Here's what he said:
Any by that we mean he can't stop using you to garner a little attention for himself.
It's been two years since his divorce from Katie Price, yet the memory of Peter Andre's marriage to her haunts his memories still. Peter was a guest on Piers Morgan's Life Stories this weekend, and he opened up about how their relationship has scarred him for life.
Well, at least he isn't part of the drama directly this time!
Peter Andre has had a reality TV show, called The Next Chapter, in the works for ITV2, but after a split in his management company between manager Claire Powell and her business partner/ex Neville Hendricks, he wants to pull the plug until they've resolved their issues!
A source explains:
Peter Andre's latest single Perfect Night totally bombed on the UK Singles Charts. The song only managed to hit the #48 spot - a much different record than what the singer was used to in the '90s.
Even though Pete tried to promote the single by appearing on QVC, it didn't work. Luckily, he seems to be okay with the lack of success his music is getting. Pete says:
"I don't think it will chart as high as I'd like it to but, as the old saying goes, "If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again.
It's a real shame that people won't play my songs on the radio, but I'm not bitter about it as I have so many things to be grateful for. I've always said my kids are my fiercest critics but Junior absolutely loves Perfect Night, so that's good enough for me."
That's the spirit, Pete! Family is way more important than your career! Way to have priorities!
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Well, lookie here!
Katie Price and her latest prey boyfriend, Leandro Penna, were spotted out and about last night in Londontown, with the former glamor model showing off a new tattoo on her wrist of an elaborate rose…where her ex-husband, Pete Andre's name used to be inked into her skin!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (above)!
We guess gurlfriend uses the same mantra for her tattoos as she does for her men: out with the old, in with the new!
Best of luck, you two!
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At least he'll have no competition with his ex, Katie Price, in this area. She's WAY too busy to care about importing the right expresso beans!
Peter Andre has announced he is opening up his own coffee shop not far from his home in East Grinstead, England. As is with most small business owners, he hopes his business will be so successful that he can turn it into a country-wide chain. He explains:
"I'm opening a coffee shop very near where I live in the next couple of months and I'm really excited about it. It's going to be in East Grinstead and I'm looking for some talented baristas to work there. I'm hoping it'll be a chain eventually, but at the moment I just want to focus on the one shop. It makes sense for it to be near my house so that I can pop in and help out whenever they need me there!"
That part makes perfect sense. Why you wanted to open a coffee shop in the first place, not so much!
You're a musician, a celebrity, a reality star - oh wait! Is that what this is about? Is this a ploy for a new reality show??? It'd be pretty genius if it is! If it isn't, you're welcome for the idea! (When's our check coming???)
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