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Can Someone Please Help Ryan Lochte Figure Out How Old His Dog REALLY Is?

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Somewhere out there Ryan Lochte is crying into a beer as Forever Young plays on loop.

On Sunday, Ryan made headlines again after he wished his dog Carter Lochte a happy 8th birthday. While the gesture itself isn't a big deal, it soon became a story after some internet sleuths realized the swimmer had wished Carter a happy 8th birthday two times before.

Related: Brazilian Judge WON'T Dismiss Ryan's Criminal Case

Ha! Either R.L. isn't too great at math or he's floating down a river we like to call DENIAL.

What's funny is, this ridiculous mixup comes on the heels of the swimmer's Rio robbery controversy. You think the athlete would triple-check his facts after his web of lies fell apart in August!

Check out Ry's hilarious b-day messages to his time-traveling Benjamin Button dog (below)!


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Wow… the jokes just write themselves.

Following the gaffe, Ryan deleted the 2016 tweet and replaced it with an updated message which read:

Inneresting. We wonder if this is ACTUALLY the dog's age… we don't know what to believe anymore!

Happy 8th 9th b-day, Carter!

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PETA Wants You To 'Grab A Pussy' — But It's Not What Donald Trump Had In Mind!

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PETA is purr-fectly twisting Donald Trump's gross words in order to do some good for the kitty community!

After audio leaked from 2005 of the GOP nominee telling Billy Bush that he grabs women "by the p*ssy" and kisses them without asking, the animal activists are totally taking advantage of the mass hysteria caused by his controversial comments.

Related: Former Miss Utah Says Trump Forcibly Kissed Her MULTIPLE Times

The People for Ethical Treatment of Animals is kicking off a new campaign in Manhattan, encouraging New Yorkers to "grab a pussy!"

But, they aren't talking about groping women; what they REALLY want you to do is adopt a cat from a local shelter, as you can see from their PAW-dorable new poster (above)!

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk told Us Weekly why they decided to piggyback off the Apprentice alum's disgusting remarks, saying in a statement:

"The sensationalism of this election has rendered many other important issues invisible. We hope this twist in our approach will cause people to open their minds to the crisis facing animals, and open their home to a beautiful cat from a shelter."

The HIGHlariously cute campaign will kick off at some point before the November 8 election. Will U grab a pussy?!

[Image via PETA.]

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ARREST UPDATE! Lindsay Lohan's Former Drug Bust Buddy Vikram Chatwal Under Investigation For Attempting To Set Two Dogs On FIRE!

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UPDATE OCTOBER 18, 2016 9:42 A.M. EST: Sources tell us that Vikram Chatwal has JUST been arrested. We hope justice is served HARD for such a disgusting crime. We'll keep you in the loop as more details emerge!

What. The. F*ck.

Lindsay Lohan's infamous former party pal Vikram Chatwal, who has a long history of drug problems, is under investigation by the NYPD for attempting to light two dogs (not belonging to him) on FIRE last week.

Witnesses and law enforcement say the disgusting incident went down on Friday afternoon when professional dog walker Isabell Suquilanda strolled past Chatwal's residence with the pups.

We're hearing the Manhattan hotelier began screaming in a foreign language before using a lighter and aerosol can to blow flames at the terrified animals. OMG.

Related: Lindsay Undergoes Emergency Surgery After Nearly Losing A Finger

Page Six reports LiLo's ex-bestie then began babbling about dogs having flees, yelling:

"They must die!"

Witnesses are said to have jumped in to separate Chatwal from the pets, who suffered minor burns.

One eyewitness Roxanne Robles told The Post:

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Hayden Panettiere's Outrageous Dog Sitter Lawsuit SETTLED — See How Much The Actress Dished Out!

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Hayden Panettiere is finally done with that strange dog sitter lawsuit filed back in July.

You may recall, the 27-year-old actress hired and paid a whopping $119,335.88 to Tia Brooks to care for two rescue dogs for SIX YEARS until they found forever homes.

Brooks later filed a suit in small claims court saying Miz Panettiere still owed her $8,500 — which the actress said was completely bogus as Tia was supposedly still charging her even after the dogs were out of the sitter's care.

Related: Transgender Actress Jen Richards To Appear In Nashville!

TMZ now reports the lawsuit was quietly settled with Hayden dishing out half of the requested balance ($4,250) to Brooks.

Good riddance!

We just hope those pups are in good hands now…

[Image via WENN.]

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Kylie Jenner Reveals Her 'Greatest Fear' Following Rob Kardashian's Shocking Phone Number Exposé!

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Well this should be inneresting!

On Tuesday, Kylie Jenner took to her app to reveal her "greatest fear" in life.

Let's just say it's curious timing considering Rob Kardashian JUST declared war on Kylie by tweeting her personal number to MILLIONS of people Monday night!

Video: Kylie's New Alexander Wang Campaign Is RACY!

So, what exactly is the reality star so afraid of?

According to K.J., her biggest worry is

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Justin Bieber Gets A New Dog Amid Sofia Richie Relationship Drama!

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At least the dog won't talk back to him!

On Monday, Justin Bieber revealed on Instagram that he got a new pup named Todd!

Related: Justin Bieber Handles A Lurking Superfan!

The Sorry singer posted the (above) photo and the caption:

"My new little fluff ball Todd"

Awww! We can already tell the 22-year-old loves him so much!

Over the weekend, the Biebs threatened to make his Insta private after his fans kept harassing new flame Sofia Richie!

This defiant act was criticized by his ex-girlfriends Hailey Baldwin AND Selena Gomez!

Hopefully Justin's new pet will take his mind off the drama!

[Image via Justin Bieber/Instagram.]

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