This is absolutely wonderful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 4, 2016
The CMA Awards are relaxed like a pair of old blue jeans.
And nothing says laid back like the the brother/sister style rapport between Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley!
The hosts opened the show with a little ditty about the 50th anniversary of the CMA Awards, then got topical for a sec with some political cracks about nasty women and a basket of deplorables.
Ch-ch-check out the country-fried roast (above)!
Another year, another celebrity painfully skewered by jokes at Comedy Central's annual roast!
Only it wasn't the roastee who received the bulk of the heat at this year's Roast of Rob Lowe!
On Monday night, the Parks and Recreation alum subjected himself to the comedic barbs from the likes of David Spade, Saturday Night Live's Pete Davidson, Peyton Manning, Jewel, and roast veteran Jeff Ross.
The actor certainly got roasted throughout the night, mostly for the 1988 sex tape he made with a 16-year-old girl — like when roastmaster Spade quipped:
"Rob starred in Austin Powers two 16 years ago. Can you believe that? 16? Or as Rob calls it, ‘18'… Rob has been called a comeback kid… sorry I read that wrong, he came on a kid's back."
While the 52-year-old took plenty of jabs — Davidson claimed doctors described him as "Gonorrhea patient zero" — it was one of Lowe's roasters Ann Coulter who took most of the abuse during the special.
The conservative political commentator, who was there to roast the Parks and Recreation actor — and plug her new book In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome! — received by far the worst of the heat from the comedians.
The political pundit admitted she had "no idea" why the special turned into a roast of her, but guesses it was because Comedy Central — in her opinion — isn't funny anymore! She told The Hollywood Reporter:
This is too funny!!!
Though it may not air until Labor Day, Rob Lowe's roast was filmed last night for Comedy Central and it is SO brutal and funny!!
Peyton Manning, David Spade, Jewel, Jimmy Carr, Jeffrey Ross, and more were there to blow up the actor's spot in the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe, and it is too funny to wait until early September to see!!
Ch-ch-check out some of the best one-liners from the show (below), including this gem from Spade:
Peyton Manning has had one heck of a career as a professional quarterback, spanning over 18 seasons and setting several records, even winning a couple of Super Bowl rings — including the Denver Broncos big win this year!
Well Peyton's time as a professional athlete has finally come to an end as the Broncos held a press conference on Monday afternoon for the 39-year-old to talk about his retirement.
In the speech, Manning gets quite emotional talking about his career from his first days in the NFL to all the wonderful players and coaches he's encountered over the years. The QB even talks about growing up in New Orleans and how grateful he is to the Indianapolis Colts.
Ch-ch-check out the touching retirement speech (below) and share your thoughts on Peyton stepping away from the game!