What a big dose of meh!
Pippa Middleton was as demure and inoffensively pretty as a carnation at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London yesterday.
There wasn't anything particularly the matter with her lightly sequined pink Hugo Boss dress, but it was rather humdrum. And pairing it with copper sandals made no sense at all.
The shoes were way too heavy for such a dainty little dress!
Plus, her hair was very schoolmarm-y and made her look too stuffy for such an occasion.
Okay, we're done. What did U think of Pips' outfit???
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The Queen of England may be mad at her, but boyfriend Nico Jackson isn't!
Pippa Middleton looked happy and secure with her beau as they were spotted leaving Wimbledon following Andy Murray's match yesterday.
She also looked preppy chic in a striped dress with a contrasting sash around her waist and peep-toe Tory Burch wedge heels.
Totally looks like something Kate might wear! Especially the wedges!
How could the Queen be mad at such a perfectly tan and toned citizen?
We hate to say it, but the Queen is wrong.
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Wealthy, royal-adjacent people do not have it easy.
First of all, they have to eat donuts dangling from a string for some reason, and secondly, they have to deal with being asked the same questions over and over again.
Pippa Middleton recently sat down for her first interview with Matt Lauer and was naturally asked about her infamous bridesmaid dress from sister Kate Middleton's wedding three years ago.
The royal aunt confessed she never expected so much attention, saying:
STOP EVERYTHING!!! Pippa Middleton chopped two inches off her hair!
Obviously this is a big deal, because it's not like people just nonchalantly cut their hair all the time all over the world or anything.
Especially not people related to royalty!
But yeah, Pippa's rocking a lob (long bob) now and it's exactly what you'd expect a long bob to look like. It basically goes about an inch or inch and a half past her shoulders.
The 30-year-old debuted her new 'do during a family outing with her brother James Middleton to the Waitrose summer party in London last Thursday.
She also looked classy and elegant in a green lace Tabitha Webb dress styled with nude pumps and a white clutch. One of her best looks so far this year!
Keep it up, Pips!
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It just really isn't Pippa Middleton's week.
Last time we saw her, she looked seriously miserable, and this time (yesterday in Chelsea) she looked even sadder!
Is it because Kate Middleton and Prince William are having a ball playing cricket and visiting mountains and she's just walking down a street in London all the time?
Yes. Yes, it is.
Even though she was clearly experiencing some serious FOMO, Pips still looked dashing in her blue Sarah Berman Yvette coat and slouchy brown Frye boots.
Plus, she accessorized heavily with Taylor Morris tortoise shell sunglasses, a Modalu tote bag, Argent of London initial necklace.
Hmm, overcompensating much?
We still love you, girl!
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Poor Pippa Middleton.
It can't be easy having nothing better to do than go shopping in London while your sister, brother-in-law, and nephew are having the time of their lives in New Zealand.
Look at her face! She's so clearly bummed!
Or just annoyed at the paparazzi.
But at least she looked chic in a dotted top and leather skirt with not one but two totes in her hands — the beige one by Milli Millu and another by Aspinal London.
And while her Seven Boot Lane ankle boots were a tad scruffy, the Stefanel Official coat and Johanna Simonds agate earrings were a nice touch.
Cheer up, Pips! The royal fam will be home in no time!
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Pippa Middleton has a wicked sense of humor!
Almost three years after the ass shot seen ’round the world at her sister Kate Middleton's wedding to Prince William, the 30-year-old has finally addressed how good her bum looked during a speech at the Women in Advertising and Communications dinner in London yesterday.
Talking about her white Alexander McQueen bridesmaid dress, she said she was “glad it fitted. In retrospect, it fitted a little too well.”
Ha! Nice one, Pips!
And then she made a little pun!
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