This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
From bacon-wrapped pickles dipped in ice cream to Snuggie-clad O.C. marathons, pregnant women get the WACKIEST cravings!
But not all bun-packed ovens are the same!
It might crush the spirits of the bacon-wrapped pickle lobby to learn that America's recently impregnated sweetheart, Chelsea Clinton, has a hankering for something else entirely!
Bill and Hillary's beautiful daughter may in fact be craving a run for office!
In the new issue of Fast Company, the 34-year-old soon-to-be mommy announced that it wasn't out of the realm of possibility.
When asked about the likelihood that she'd follow in her parents footsteps, Chelsea confessed:
From a super-public ass-grab at the VMAs, to a marriage possibly wrecked by allegations of philandering, to a chart-smashing music video with themes & imagery so salacious it could make a dominatrix blush, 2013 was quite a year for Robin Thicke!
And we haven't even mentioned his wildly scandalous VMA dance with Miley Cyrus! How could we forget that?
The End Violence Against Women Coalition sure didn't! They just bestowed upon him a super unfortunate superlative, in fact — they named him 2013's SEXIST OF THE YEAR!
Yikes, that's not a trophy we think he'd like to set out on the mantle!
Sarah Green, a spokesperson for the coalition, thinks Robin's sexist failings were so obvious and unavoidable that he actually helped bring light to her cause. She admitted:
Hilary Clinton was recently at a seminar at the World Affairs Council of Oregon's 2014 International Speaker Series.
She was sitting up on stage for a Q and A session, fielding questions. Eventually, the host says she has a question from a six-year-old girl in elementary school.
The girl's question basically asks Hilary if she'll be running for President in 2016!
In a little mountain town called Divide in Colorado, Pa Kettle, a bloodhound, has been elected mayor!
He won more votes than the ten other animals running for the unofficial title in an online race.
So what does a Colorado dog mayor do? Try to legalize and tax catnip? LOLz!
The town doesn't actually have a mayor so the dog's political responsibilities are
This is the President of the United States! He isn't easily persuaded like, say, a top magazine editor!
In fact, a source is saying Kimmy offered up her support and help to President Obama during his 2012 campaign!
The source explained the reality starlet:
What a heel!
While Hillary Clinton was speaking at the Institute Of Scrap Recycling Industries Convention in Las Vegas, someone in the crowd had the nerve to assault her- by throwing a shoe!
Good thing it wasn't a Vegas stripper! Those spiked heels can be lethal!
All kidding aside, our former Secretary of State handled the incident with aplomb, even joking as security escorted the woman out:
"My goodness, I didn't know solid waste management was this controversial."
Nice! Keeping your cool under fire is no easy feet, but Hillary did and we applaud her for it! See the entire incident …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Gas cost less than a buck per gallon, Hungry Hippos was the best game ever, and Ben Stein was just that nerdy but affable economics teacher whose monotonous chant of "anyone… anyone?" put an entire nation to sleep.
Yup, those were the good ole' days!
In 2014, however, things have changed. You need to refinance your house to fill up your gas tank, the hippopotamuses in Africa really are hungry, and Mr. Stein has devolved into an ultra-conservative pundit who shamelessly spouts super insensitive theories on why poor people deserve to be poor!!
In a recent column for The Spectator, Benny Buns proselytized: