HOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
There you have it, bbs! Becky is still On The Run -- see what we did there?? LOLz!
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Kimmy Schmidt Tina Fey!
We all know her work (Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock, Mean Girls, the list goes on and on), but what we don't get to see very much is her role as a mother to Alice, 10, and Penelope, 4, who she shares with longtime husband Jeff Richmond.
So what's a normal night at home like for the Fey-Richmond's? Apparently, a lot of "old movies and pee:"
"We watch a lot of old movies on the weekends. We watch a lot of like Turner Classic movies, which I love. I have a poodle that I never trained right. So, at least once a night, I'm doing a Clorox wipe on the kitchen floor. That's mostly what our life is, cleaning up urine."
Switching gears, the Sisters star's father Donald Fey sadly passed away back in October — and while speaking to TV Guide's Damian Holbrook (who she's known since childhood), Tina talked about her greatest lessons from her dad:
"I learned a lot of discipline and work ethic from my dad. My brother and I both did. He just had a high standard for us."
Miz Fey remembered her father's passion for painting, and writing poetry and mystery novels:
"He was real amazing guy."
Well we can definitely see where she gets her creativity!
When it comes to passing on her work ethic to Alice and Penelope, Tina joked that her daughters will become "trustafarians" after seeing how much their parents work:
"'Oh, my mom is always tired. I'm never going to work.'"
We have a feeling she's not going to let that happen!
When it comes to her powerhouse relationship with Amy, the Whiskey Tango Fox Trot actress says there's a reason the two haven't collaborated together on a series:
"We're regarded as comedy team, which is totally fine by me. People sometimes used to say, 'Why don't you guys do a series together?' or whatever. And the funny thing is that I think we both know this to be true, it's because we're actually both alphas. So, it works in shorts spurts, but I don't know if it would make a real dynasty."
That makes total sense! And makes us cherish when we do see them together that much more!
LOVES this lady!
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This is absurdzies!
A man went to buy two toy poodles, only to have a vet tell him they were actually FERRETS that had been put on steroids to get to the size of the desired dogs! Holy shizz!
There are so many things swimming through our minds right now: Those poor ferrets! Who the hell would do that to them??
A California man is facing jail time after he beat his neighbor's poodle to death….
With a brick…for having sex with his Chihuahua…
Marcos Montano-Topete beat Globsis, five years old, mercilessly until the poodle snout caved in and it laid whimpering
What could possibly be any CUTERRR than an ADORBZ child with a COOL dog together, forever?
Which is why some very considerate folks put together a list of the most CHILD FRIENDLY DOG BREEDS!!!
To which we say, Scooby Dooby Doo!!!
Check out the list right here:
The “King of the Terriers” is hugely versatile, performing successfully as a hunter, guide dog for the blind, livestock herder, elegant show dog, and loving family pet. Airedale Terriers are smart, sensitive, and playful, making them fabulous companions for children.
Australian Shepherds are active, intelligent “people dogs” who want nothing more than to be a part of the family. Happy to travel to kids’ baseball games, join in on fun outings like trips to the beach, and herd the kids around the yard, Aussies make wonderful companions for respectful children who are taught to behave properly around the dog.
Described as bouncy and exuberant—ideal for keeping happy kids active and moving— the Bearded Collie lives to be around children. With its long, easycare, unkempt coat and athletic build, the Beardie loves to participate in fun activities and sports, like jogging, running alongside a bicycle, hiking, and chasing sheep (get some!). The Bearded Collie’s strong sheepdog instincts can lead to its gathering (herding) young people or even nipping at their Nikes: parents must train the dog to know the difference between kids and ewes and supervise so that the dog’s nanny instincts are properly channeled."
And that's just a VERY small sample of ALL the kid-friendly dog breeds there are!
Check out the rest of the list right here… AFTER THE JUMP!
No one is safe from this dance craze!!! NO ONE!!!
A poodle pup in Asia finds himself in quite a pickle….
He wants to decide how is he supposed to cute NON-STOP?!?!?!
So he follows his favorite pair of girls around on his hind legs…all the way through the store!
SO ADORBz!!!!! Poodle power all day, erryday!!!!
Just ask her horsey friend as well as her two pooches, Wolf and Mabel!
The dog-human trio took a jaunt through Beverly Hills, and we wish Portia would gimme gimme her doggie love to us erryday!
For now, we'll just settle for this little snippet!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Nathan Lane is a stand up guy, but his French Bulldog Mable is even more entertaining than him!
In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, the Birdcage actor reveals that his doggie is seeing a shrink. And apparently, Mable's therapist recommended Xanax, but Nathan rather not go that route because he would just be "all glassy-eyed." LOLz
Funny thing is, Ellen's bow wow is also named Mable, but just without the sweater and the therapist!! HA!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Lane and DeGeneres talk about their dogs!!