Randy Quaid has come a long way from saving the Earth from aliens in Independence Day!
The actor has fallen on hard times recently, basically living with his wife Evi as a fugitive in Canada.
In this self-released video, Randy spells out how Hollywood has screwed him over, and how specifically FOX studio mogul Rupert Murdoch never thanked him for his on-screen heroics in Independence Day.
He's even apparently wearing the same shirt he wore when he "saved the world" in the 1996 blockbuster!
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Randy then puts a Murdoch mask on his wife and simulates
When Evi and Randy Quaid realized they had to run for their lives from "Hollywood Star Whackers", a group killing actors, they ran somewhere Hollywood couldn't find them- Canada!
Unfortunately, though Evi was granted citizenship thanks to her father being born North of the Line, Randy was left out in the cold!
So now Randy Quaid is appealing. Huh. Don't get to say that every day.
Srsly though, The couple is fervently requesting the Canadian government reconsider. They submitted a lengthy application for judicial review. They said:
Looks like Dennis Quaid and Kimberly Buffington-Quaid's marriage is back on track!
Things got a little rocky a few months ago when Mrs. Quaid filed for divorce. But after Dennis explained that she'd be getting NOTHING after the split, Kimberly decided to keep her diamond on.
(Isn't it amazing what the threat of losing all your stuff can do to a relationship?)
So nooow, the couple is officially back together! And they've decided to celebrate their anniversary in paradise — aka an expensive *ss resort in Bora Bora!
We even hear Dennis treated his wife with a vacay in the 3,000 square-foot, $5,000 a night Presidential Villa of Hilton Bora Bora Nui!
Well shiz! He's really working hard to make sure this wife sticks around!
[Image via WENN.]
Bradley Cooper looks sooo good!
He's so hot, we don't even care that he's playing a spoiled rich-kid committing plagiarism! We'd trade a novel for a night with him. Just sayin!
ANYWAY! This is the official trailer (above) for his latest flick The Words starring Mr Cooper, Zoe Saldana, Olivia Wilde and Dennis Quaid.
The man is as talented as he is good lookin!
It's no wonder Zoe fell in love with him while filming!
Looks like you get to stay, Quaids!
Remember Randy and Evi Quaid? (We barely do.) They were accused of doing a whole bunch of ridiculous things like squatting in their old Santa Barbara, Calif. house and being charged with vandalism and defacing $5,000 worth of property. Then they ran to Canada in fear of a group called the "Hollywood star whackers!"
Well, we guess Randy and Evi CAN run forever because they will NOT be extradited from Canada to face their felony vandalism charges here in the U.S.
Authorities in Santa Barbara had been seeking the return of the Quaids, but looks like they've decided not to pursue the matter further.
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