All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Randy Quaid has come a long way from saving the Earth from aliens in Independence Day!
The actor has fallen on hard times recently, basically living with his wife Evi as a fugitive in Canada.
In this self-released video, Randy spells out how Hollywood has screwed him over, and how specifically FOX studio mogul Rupert Murdoch never thanked him for his on-screen heroics in Independence Day.
He's even apparently wearing the same shirt he wore when he "saved the world" in the 1996 blockbuster!
Randy then puts a Murdoch mask on his wife and simulates
Unfortunately, though Evi was granted citizenship thanks to her father being born North of the Line, Randy was left out in the cold!
So now Randy Quaid is appealing. Huh. Don't get to say that every day.
Srsly though, The couple is fervently requesting the Canadian government reconsider. They submitted a lengthy application for judicial review. They said:
Looks like Dennis Quaid and Kimberly Buffington-Quaid's marriage is back on track!
(Isn't it amazing what the threat of losing all your stuff can do to a relationship?)
So nooow, the couple is officially back together! And they've decided to celebrate their anniversary in paradise — aka an expensive *ss resort in Bora Bora!
We even hear Dennis treated his wife with a vacay in the 3,000 square-foot, $5,000 a night Presidential Villa of Hilton Bora Bora Nui!
Well shiz! He's really working hard to make sure this wife sticks around!
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Bradley Cooper looks sooo good!
He's so hot, we don't even care that he's playing a spoiled rich-kid committing plagiarism! We'd trade a novel for a night with him. Just sayin!
The man is as talented as he is good lookin!
It's no wonder Zoe fell in love with him while filming!
Looks like you get to stay, Quaids!
Remember Randy and Evi Quaid? (We barely do.) They were accused of doing a whole bunch of ridiculous things like squatting in their old Santa Barbara, Calif. house and being charged with vandalism and defacing $5,000 worth of property. Then they ran to Canada in fear of a group called the "Hollywood star whackers!"
Well, we guess Randy and Evi CAN run forever because they will NOT be extradited from Canada to face their felony vandalism charges here in the U.S.
Authorities in Santa Barbara had been seeking the return of the Quaids, but looks like they've decided not to pursue the matter further.
If the Quaids ARE
"I love my brother. That's all I can say. I love my brother and I miss my brother. That's all I'm going to say."
Some people could possibly construe this as dodging matters at hand, be we look at it a little differently. We look at it as a brother wanting to keep family matters personal rather than a loaded-with-subtext "no comment."
Randy isn't the only one with some issues though, as Dennis had a huge struggle earlier in life with a cocaine addiction due to his fame and lack of self confidence. Dennis is actually writing a piece for Newsweek that will reportedly have that story included.
Randy has also supported his brother, but in a way where he promotes Dennis's talent, rather than the recent films he's been making. He said:
"Dennis is now on a treadmill of making movies that are garbage, and it's unfortunate because he's talented."
We'll have to kinda agree with that statement. While some of the past few movies were entertaining, they were no where near the caliber that Dennis can put out.
Randy, Dennis! We hope both of you guys are doing well!
We're eager to hear more from you guys, and want to see your careers continue! Maybe do a movie together and blow our minds??
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Can audiences handle this much crazy???
Apparently, Randy wants Charlie to sing back-up on his Star Whackers song.
Here's what he's said about the possibility of opening for Charlie:
"I think it'd be a hoot … it's apropos to his situation, and apropos of my situation."
We're trying to wrap our brain around a Star Whackers duet between Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen.
That may be TOO much craziness for audiences.
Would U like to see Randy Quaid open for Charlie Sheen when his tour hits Vancouver?
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