Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Have you heard of Banana Joe??
If you haven't, what are you doing?!
He's was just crowned the winner of the 137th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show!
Also his full name is Banana Joe V Tani Kazari and that's just adorable.
After snatching up Best In Show, Banana Joe and his handler Ernesto Lara decided to take in NYC's sights.
The two of them were snapped hanging out together on the 86th floor observation deck of the Empire State Building!
Must be nice to be on top of the world literally and as a dog show winner! LOLz!
Congrats again, Joe!
Check out some more pics (below) of the cute Banana Joe.
Silly David Beckham! Don't you know you're just too seski to try and hide from the paps??
It'd take more than tilting your head down and wearing a hat to hide that gorgeous face of yours.
While in London yesterday, Becks was spotted strolling down the street, looking hunky as usual.
Eric Stonestreet is a biiiig hockey fan, so he must've been so excited when that pesky lockout finally ended!
He was spotted on his way into the Staples Center to watch the LA Kings duke it out with the Vancouver Canucks.
Just look at that smile on his face! He's so happy that hockey is back.
We bet he's gonna go to every game now.
Though that smile might also be related to his mystery lady friend!
He only plays a gay man on Modern Family, in real life he's "openly straight." LOLz!
Some good hockey, a cute date and more hockey seems to be all Eric needs to be happy!
Lookin' good there, Mr. Stonestreet!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Apparently Gelson's Supermarket is a new celebrity hotspot!
Both Michael Cera and Dax Shephard were spotted grabbing some groceries together!
Well, together but separately.
They were shopping at the same Gelson's in the same aisle yesterday!
That pap must've just been camped out in a fort made out of potatoes or something, just snapping every celeb that walked by.
Dax certainly doesn't look too happy as he carries his bananas and Diet Coke.
Maybe he'd be happier if he and Michael combined ingredients and made a meal together!
Let's see… Michael has canned tomatoes and tuna.
Tomatoes, tuna, coke and bananas… Sounds deeeeelicious.
[Image via WENN.]
They def know how to beat the winter cold!
Even in a one piece, Naomi is still stunning!
Though we're quite fond of Liev's ripped bod!!
He's in crazzzzy good shape!
They must help keep each other in such good shape knockin' their seksi boots!
Though they're in St. Barts with their kids, so we guess they're just having some family fun to ring in the New Year!
Lookin' good, you two!!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
Lisa Lampanelli, HIGHlarious comedienne, was spotted out on the mean streets of NYC!
She was on her way into the Late Show With David Letterman to make some peeps laugh and flaunt her figure.
We seriously are so amazed at her crazy transformation!
First… why is New York City called the "Big Apple?"
As far as we know they don't have apple trees there or anything. They barely have any vegetation at all! LOLz!
Regardless of the name, Gabby Douglas was there, walking the mean streets of Manhattan.
The gold medal winning Olympic gymnast was looking as fit as ever, possibly even about to go for a workout!