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Watch As A Raccoon Teaches Ariana Grande The Right Way To Steal Donuts!

| Filed under: CanadialandCute!FoodRaccoonAriana GrandeViral: Animals

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He's just like a real life Sly Cooper!

A video fresh out of Canada is currently going viral — and while it has a lot to do with donuts, Ariana Grande is luckily nowhere to be seen.

But that doesn't mean she can't learn from this cute lil' guy!

Related: Meet The Racoon That Thinks He's A Dog!

A hungry raccoon broke into a donut shop in Toronto earlier this week and literally climbed through the ceiling to get the pastry his hungry heart desired.

See, Ari? This is how you successfully go viral in a donut shop. LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the cutest burglary you'll ever see (below)!!!

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Meet The Raccoon That Thinks It's A Dog — And Prepare To Fall In Love!

| Filed under: Cute!Animal RightsCuteness!DogAmazingRaccoonInstagramViral: Animals

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This is the BEST!!

Fall is here, and that means Pumpkin everything — from coffee to pie to Oreo cookies. And now, it means Pumpkin the Raccoon!!

This adorbz raccoon thinks he's a dog, and he acts like one too, and we are OBSESSED with him!!

Related: #PizzaRat Is Now A Sexy Halloween Costume!

Rescued in the Bahamas after she fell out of a tree and broke her arm, Pumpkin was only a month old when Rosie Kemp and her daughter Laura Young found her struggling and injured in their backyard.

The mother-daughter duo raised the raccoon back to health, and then because she was so well behaved, they decided to adopt her! Because Pumpkin had plenty of time to adjust to Young's two dogs during the rescue, too, the raccoon pretty much thinks she's a dog too!

Speaking to reporters, Young said of the rescue:

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Zoe Saldana Shines As A Gorgeous, Green, Ass-Kicking Machine In New Guardians Of The Galaxy Spot! Watch HERE!

| Filed under: Film FlickersVin DieselBradley CooperZoe SaldanaRaccoonChris Pratt

Ooga-Chaka, Ooga-Ooga! Ooga-Chaka, Ooga-Ooga!

Our pants stiffened when we glanced upon a beautifully buff and totally shirtless Chris Pratt in the first Guardians of the Galaxy trailer, but that stud muffin isn't the only super-seXXXy superhero starring in James Gunn's intergalactic adventure!

In the latest TV spot for the upcoming film, which aired during Thursday night's basketball game, Zoe Saldana shines as Gamora — a fierce, fabulous, and gloriously green butt-kicking machine!!!

Ch-ch-check her out (above)!

Aww, what a bunch of adorable a-holes!!!

Especially the Bradley Cooper-voiced Rocket Raccoon; we just want to cuddle his cute little face!

Guardians of the Galaxy hits theaters August 1st.

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A Little Girl Who Was Mauled By A Raccoon As A Baby Is Finally Getting A Right Ear After 12 Years! And You Won’t Believe How Doctors Are Doing It!

| Filed under: InspirationHealthSurgeryRaccoonCute KidzPerezcious Parenting

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This is the face of bravery!

Charlotte Ponce was only a baby when she was viciously attacked by a pet raccoon. Her parents had left their young daughter home alone when the raccoon got out of his cage and proceeded to chew off Charlotte’s mouth, nose and right ear!

Horrible!

Charlotte was taken away from her biological mom and dad (thank goodness!) and

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Raccoon Plays The Sprinkler Harp — And Does It Better Than You Ever Could!

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Never did we think we'd see the day when an animal would rise up and become the greatest Sprinkler Harp player on the planet!

It's true, this raccoon (below) plays better than Wet Larry Olmstead, Becky Faucét, and even Moist Jim!

SOOOOO AMAZEBALLZ!!

LOLz!

But seriously, if you're in the mood for a good laugh — or at least to have your day brightened — you gotta watch this cleverly (but kinda poorly) edited video!

It's worth it! AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Is Animal Planet's Call Of The Wildman Drugging And Killing Animals For Ratings??

| Filed under: Sad SadAnimal RightsAnimal CrueltyRaccoonZebraReality TV

Call of the Wildman may abuse animals

There are tons of nature reality shows out there.

And nature is unpredictable, and reality TV is super fake most of the time, so of course it'd make sense not every wild animal encounter on TV was actually that random, or wild.

Like on Animal Planet's show Call of the Wildman there are some disturbing reports claiming that the rescued animals are not only planted there by subcontracted handlers, drugs have even been used on them!

That's right, drugging animals just so they can be on TV easier!

A report by Mother Jones looking into the show said:

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