"I'm very vulnerable. I really am. I'm human. I'm super sensitive. I take everything personally."

- Raisinface Rachel Zoe tells the Associated Press

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Do people really want to look like coked-out, ultra slim, celebrity rejects? Rachel Zoe thinks so!

She must be hard up for cash, cuz the stylist to the stars rejects is coming out with her very own fashion line now.

However, the former Rainsinface (thanks fillers!) is quick stress that her debut collection is something everyone can afford. Really, even in this type of economy?

According to Zoe, she's working on a cheap clothing line. And at an event in LA last night, she said, “It will be absolutely, 100% accessible fashion for sure — for everybody. There’s no reason for me to do a luxury-level design. That’s not who I am. I don’t think it’s what people want from me. I think that I would need to give people that fantasy becoming a reality. That’s my job."

That's your job, really?

According to Zoe, her new collection will include clothing, jewelry, bags, a fragrance and a bunch of other shit. It is set to launch next year.

We predict lots of shiteousness!

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Peering through the brush of a trendy Los Angeles eatery in the Urban Jungle we spot a rare sight indeed.

Behold, Rachel Zoe consuming food!

The Style Creature ate timidly, her large sunglasses shielding her from the LA glare as well as the predatory paparazzi stalking the nearby foliage.

Don't make any sudden moves! You might scare her off!

No word yet on whether she kept the food down, or generously regurgitated it to feed a nest of hungry baby birds.

[Image by Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Someone's getting too big for their size 00 britches!

Snitches say the work Rachel Zoe's doing for her barely watched Bravo reality show is pissing off her celebrity clients.

'Real' TV star Debra Messing fired the Raisinfaced one and movie star Cameron Diaz is reportedly 'bothered that Zoe's ambitions of fame and stardom' are starting to affect her quality of work.

You're such an ingrate, Rach!

Without these celebs you'd be nowhere!

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Oh okay, we know what went wrong here!

Rachel Zoe attended the Michael Jackson preview auction, and she was just so excited about the pieces she won that she decided to wear them all out Monday night at NY Fashion Week!

It is the only explanation for Rasinface Botoxface's clown costume!

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We mentioned Monday that Rachel Zoe devotee/T-shirt designer Christopher Sauvé was bullied by the wrinkled one’s lawyers out of producing tees that featured ‘her’ trademarked words, I DIE and BANANAS.

Well, the artist has announced that he plans to fight the glorified celebrity stylist.

Sauvé has hired a trademark lawyer of his own!

He’s launching a "Free the Fruit" campaign to "free fruit from corporate trademark."

The artist said, “Fruits have been expressing themselves for ages in the fashion world for far too long to be trademarked."

He’s creating a T-shirt line that will feature "supermodel fruit" and proceeds will go toward funding his legal fight.

Sauvé wants your input!

E-mail chris@chrissauve.com and he’ll produce designs with the most popular fruits.

We vote for kumquat!

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For those of you who didn't watch her reality show (which is the majority of you!), 'celebrity' stylist Rachel Zoe loves to say the words 'bananas' and 'I die'.

Well, a devoted Rachel Zoe fan (yes, they do exist) found out the hard way that she has those two common sayings trademarked - or so her lawyer wants us to believe.

Dayum, Gwen Stefani, you missed out! Why didn't you trademark 'bananas'? We all know your song Hollaback Girl was the thing that really put 'bananas' on the map!

Anywayz, New York based artist Christopher Sauvé whipped up some t-shirts with those words to pay homage to his main girl only to be slapped down by the Raisinfaced one's lawyers. Apparently, since Rachel owns those trademarked words, you can't use them without her permission!

The smacked down victim said in a statement, "As a huge fan of Rachel Zoe I feel very sad that I couldn't express myself artistically with 'bananas'. But I have come up with this new design based on my favorite things from the 1980s… She uses celebrities every day to promote herself, and then she won't let a poor artist in the city do it in a huge recession with all these layoffs?"

Just die, bananas!

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Nicole Richie attended the Byron & Tracey Salon Party in Beverly Hills on Thursday, which just so happened to be hosted by her was hosted by her former stylist, Rachel Zoe.

We're surprised Raisinface even gets gigs anymore!

But even more surprising is the fact that Nicole and Raisinface were hanging out at the bash last night.

By the look of that picture, it seems like they've gone from being frienemies to friends again!

Will Richie hire Zoe as her "stylist" again?

We definitely hope not!

Nicole is looking rather skinny as it is. She should only surround herself with positive influences in her life!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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It seems several beauties attended the 11th annual 'Cracked Xmas' event at the Wiltern Theatre in Los Angeles on Sunday.

Among those was the former fashion stylist to the stars, Rachel Zoe.

And, well, what else can we say about our Zoe.

She just looked…. interesting.

What do U think of her look?

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