We won't have what they're having.
Two brothers were arrested on multiple charges after terrorizing an Indianapolis apartment complex on Sunday — while they were completely naked.
Noah Batz (above, left) and his younger brother Timothy (above, right) were tripping balls throughout the naked rampage, in which they attacked a woman who stumbled upon them "passionately making out" near a dumpster.
The assistant manager at Lighthouse Landings apartments alerted police and urged residents to stay away from the the insescuous, drug-feuled make out sesh.
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Unfortunately, one unassuming woman came to close to the Batz boys and received several punches to the face — resulting in a large knot on her forehead.
The woman fled the attack, but was chased to her car by one of the brothers who began banging on her windows hurling death threats.
The brothers continued the crazy onslaught by jumping and banging on cars in the parking lot — and even going inside unlocked vehicles and getting blood on the seats.
Police detained and arrested the naked brothers, who claimed they were high on
Ireland Baldwin is on a Rampage!
First she proved that she can sizzle in her sexy three-way Sisley campaign. Now as a solo act, she's ready to turn up the heat! All the way into the high 80s!
In a campaign that is both retro and cheekily contemporary, Ireland pays homage to the hotties of yesterday- specifically to mom Kim Basinger's role in the infamously steamy 9 1/2 Weeks!
Makes us want to throw on Buster Poindexter's Hot Hot Hot!
How does Ireland feel about being the new face of Rampage? Gurl couldn't be more gracious. She said:
She does a lot for her kids.
But she also does a lot IN FRONT of her kids!
A video, dated March 13th 2013, has been released that basically shows Jenna Jameson going on rampage inside her house.
The surveillance tapes were released online titled as Someone was always watching Jenna Jameson and were uploaded by a Dave Delino. The security footage features Jenna Jameson drinking straight from a wine bottle in her bedroom in front of her children, and popping pills in front of them too.
At one point, apparently in a violent rage, she goes around smashing the cameras around her house. It also features her ex Tito Ortiz and their children in the kitchen supposedly while Jenna is on her rampage.
After the footage was released, Jenna Jameson tried to explain herself in a emotional phone interview, saying:
Once again, Rampage has tapped another top model to front their fall campaign. But the real shocker? It's not an ex of Leonardo DiCaprio!
Instead, this year's ads star the very smart and very hot Sports Illustrated cover girl Irina Shayk.
How do U think she compares to past Rampage models Gisele and Bar???
[Images courtesy of Rampage.]
Congrats are in order for supermodel Bar Rafaeli.
Earlier this week, Rampage announced that Rafaeli would star in the line's Fall 2009 campaign.
Leonardo DiCaprio's ex-girlfriend was just picked to be the new face of Rampage and coincidentally, she'll be she's replacing another of Leo's former flings, Gisele Bundchen.
Rampage's chief marketing officer, Dari Marder, reveals, "We were looking for a fresh new face to follow our spring campaign with Gisele Bünchen and when we met Bar we instantly fell in love with her."
Adding, "Bar is sweet, young, sexy and beautiful just like our Rampage customer."
Photos for the campaign were taken by photographer Gilles Bensimon. And by the looks of things, Bensimon did a great job.
As for 24-year-old Rafaeli, she claims "The Rampage line is comfortable and the cuts are very feminine. It always fits perfectly to the curves of a woman’s body—I have curves and I feel really good in it!”
What do U think of Rampage's Fall ads?
[Images via Gilles Bensimon for Rampage.]