This is a weird show…
Real Housewives of Dallas may be introducing us to the elite charity world of Texas, but it's the potty humor that keeps us coming back for more!
Loyal Bravo viewers are probably aware that most of this inaugural season's drama has stemmed from Brandi Redmond wearing a hat covered with fake poop to a fascinator tea party called "Mad Hatters" last week.
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Well, resident villain LeeAnne Locken clearly lost a lot of sleep over this tasteless prank, because she was still fighting with everyone EXCEPT Brandi on Monday's all-new episode!
Specifically, Cary Deuber and Stephanie Hollman got the brunt of LeeAnne's carnie craziness while at a casual lunch… but they weren't scared of defending their friend's odd sense of humor.
To be honest, we're loving the Brandi, Cary, and Stephanie friendship right now, but LeeAnne is one of the most fascinating reality TV villains we've gotten in a while!
We're still waiting, Tiffany Hendra…
Ch-ch-check out the highlight from RHOD episode three (below)!!!
Dancing with the Stars is a serious business!
Following Jodie Sweetin's super painful injury last week, we've learned that Kim Fields has suffered a similar fate.
Per Kim's dance partner Sasha Farber's advice, the reality star visited a doctor to have her legs checked out. According to Sasha, K.F. appeared to be in great pain during their rehearsals, an observation that didn't sit well with the dancing pro.
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Unfortunately, the doc who examined the actress claimed there was evidence of stress fractures in her gams. Needless to say, the medical expert advised the momma to skip rehearsals until she healed.
So, does Kim plan on taking the doctor's warning?
Amber Marchese is sticking up for her husband.
Following the arrest of Amber's husband Jim Marchese on April 19, the reality star denied any allegations of physical abuse to E! News. Despite Jim being booked and charged for domestic violence, the New Jersey resident is labeling the reports as total LIES.
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For those who don't remember, the couple was kicked off a plane coming from Los Angeles due to suspected abuse. According to a report, J.M. was seen choking his wife while also threatening her.
Now here's where things get pretty crazy — Amber alleges this incident was nothing more than an onlooker mistaking "heavy PDA" for violence:
"Domestic violence is not a joke, and having my husband be accused of such a heinous act is not only hurtful but damaging personally, emotionally and professionally. I would never let myself be a victim of anything or anyone. Jim and I were on our way back from LA on a 'red eye' after filming a new TV project. We were actually talking about hooking up and joining the 'mile high' club. Some heavy PDA was involved, just the opposite of what certain people reported they saw."
Ha! Nice plug there…
Shortly after their steamy makeout sesh, the beauty revealed things took a turn for the worse:
Erika Jayne has stolen our hearts!
Ever since Erika first appeared on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we knew she was here to stay. Given her IDGAF attitude, sex appeal, and inneresting relationship with her 76-year-old husband Thomas Girard – it's clear to see Jayne is perfect for reality TV.
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Apparently Galore Magazine agrees with us too, because they just released a HOT spread of E.J. in very revealing lingerie. The blonde also opened up about how she manages to maintain a fulfilling and active sex life with senior citizen Mr. Girardi.
So, what puts the the blonde in a raunchy mood?
While the 44-year-old finds her man physically attractive, what really turns her on is his wisdom and infinite knowledge:
Look away, Brandi Glanville.
On Thursday, LeAnn Rimes posted a throwback pic on Instagram that proves she met her now husband Eddie Cibrian long before their scandalous affair. Ugh.
In case you forgot, the duo made headlines back in 2009 when the How Do I Live singer's extramarital liaison with the CSI: Miami actor (who was married to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star at the time) was revealed while they were costarring in Lifetime's flick Northern Lights.
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Miz Rimes posted:
Don't have a cow…
Bethenny Frankel and Dorinda Medley are the clear stars of Real Housewives of New York this season, and it looks like their beef with each other is nowhere near done.
While it's rare the Skinnygirl owner finds rivals who are willing to match her level of snark, Dorinda and her boyfriend John Mahdessian aren't afraid of their petite castmate!
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During Wednesday's all new episode of the Bravo docu-series, John drunkenly asks Bethenny why she stole the name "Skinnygirl" from Nestlé's Skinny Cow — which obviously sets the businesswoman off.
So much so, in fact, that B responds immediately by saying the larger man IS a "cow!"
Bethenny and Dorinda still aren't talking IRL, so we can't wait to see what other arguments this season has in store.
Although, all three of them may just be milking this drama for all it's worth…
Ch-ch-check out the "Holy Cow!" moment from Wednesday's RHONY (below)!!!
This is just awful.
On Wednesday, it was reported that former Real Housewives of New Jersey star James Marchese was arrested at LAX airport for domestic violence after allegedly assaulting his wife Amber on an airplane. Oof!
Reportedly, the airline called the police after James boarded a Virgin America red-eye flight and grabbed his lady by throat and threatened to harm her. It's said that the airport's cops immediately responded and removed Marchese from the flight.
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Although, Amber was there to bail out James after he was booked for felony domestic violence. While Miz Marchese seemed less than thrilled with the situation when spotted leaving the station, her man seemed