Well, Michael Lohan is certainly spilling the tea!
Good thing JoJo swiped left!
Everyone's least favorite suitor for JoJo Fletcher's heart has been by far the standout of the season — Sorry, Jordan Rodgers — and now we're pleased to reveal that his old Tinder bio has made its way online!
Don't worry… it's just as bad as you'd imagine!
Blogger Katy Wellhousen shared a screenshot of his former dating profile on Saturday, and the bio may just be the most arrogant piece of writing we've ever read:
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This is crazzzy!
Alicia Guastaferro, a former
slightly spoiled teenage beauty queen who was once featured in an ABC episode of Wife Swap, has been arrested and charged with Criminal Impersonation, Criminal Possession of a Controlled Substance and Prostitution!
Even though her parents seemed to give her just about anything she wanted — including a Christmas present every day of the year — the 20-year-old admitted to getting paid "$500 to $700 per night" to have sex with a prominent New York attorney.
The po-po found her inside a car with
From Dance Moms to Jesus Warriors to Honey Boo Boo Chiles to Prostitution Whores, we at PerezHilton.com believe that this category is LONG overdue!
And what better way to introduce the Reality Star of the Week than with THIS gem?!
Unless you're an insomniac, work third shift, or are Edward Cullen, and therefore, don't sleep, you may not have heard of the VH1 reality series Ton of Cash, which premiered in August of last year and aired on Thursday mornings at 2am EST because of low ratings!
But man, oh man, were you missing out, because one of the contestants on this diamond in the rough, which centered around a group of people trying to haul $1,000,000 from L.A. to Las Vegas, was Jonny Sarhanis, otherwise known as The Greek Mystique, an arm wrestler from Cape Cod!
According to his biography on the show's official website: