So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
Reality Star Of The Week! News Archive
Bachelorette Fan-Least-Favorite Chad Johnson's Old Tinder Profile Is So Unbelievably Douchey — But You'll Probably Believe It…
Good thing JoJo swiped left!
Everyone's least favorite suitor for JoJo Fletcher's heart has been by far the standout of the season — Sorry, Jordan Rodgers — and now we're pleased to reveal that his old Tinder bio has made its way online!
Don't worry… it's just as bad as you'd imagine!
Blogger Katy Wellhousen shared a screenshot of his former dating profile on Saturday, and the bio may just be the most arrogant piece of writing we've ever read:
Lindsay Lohan ARRESTED After Throwing PUNCHES In NYC Nightclub! [CLICK HERE]
Kanye West Deposed In Kim Kardashian Divorce Case [CLICK HERE]
Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Put Their Love On Display In NYC! Jelena Back On?! [CLICK HERE]
Gavin Rossdale 'NOT CHEATING' With The Nanny! And Furthermore… [CLICK HERE]
Britney Spears Knocked Up By K-Fed AGAIN?! They're Having A DEBT Baby!! [CLICK HERE]
Ivanka Trump Gives Her Side Of Donald Trump's Crazy Rants! [CLICK HERE]
Rebel Wilson Causes Comedic ORGY With Sexy Male Models! [CLICK HERE]
Teresa Giudice Getting A Divorce Before The New Year?! [CLICK HERE]
One Direction Fondle Each Other's Naughty Bits! WATCH HERE! [CLICK HERE]
James Van Der Beek & Wifey Snuggle At The Cinema! [CLICK HERE]
EXCLUSIVE! Angelina Makes Her Jersey Shore Return & Confronts The Situation! [CLICK HERE]
Kristen Stewart Bent On Breaking
Dawn Ben Affleck's Boner Off In His New Film?? [CLICK HERE]
Miley Cyrus Spills On Which One Direction Member She's Crushing On! [CLICK HERE]
Angus T. Jones Not Quitting 'Filthy' Two and a Half Men [CLICK HERE]
Angus T. Jones' Dating Superfan Stalker Sarah?! [CLICK HERE]
Jennifer Lopez Acts A Rude Diva On Airplane?! [CLICK HERE]
Demi Moore Is FINALLY Moving On From Ashton Kutcher…With A Man YOUNGER Than He Is! [CLICK HERE]
The Jonas Brothers Shine With Rihanna's Diamonds! Watch Their Cover HERE! [CLICK HERE]
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Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Spotted Back Together! Jelena Romance Rekindled?! [CLICK HERE]
Justin Bieber Bares His Bod To Make Selena Gomez Jealous?! [CLICK HERE]
Selena Gomez Gets By With A Little Help From Her Wizards Of Waverly Place Co-Stars & Demi Lovato! [CLICK HERE]
James Franco & Ashley Benson Caught Sleeping Together! [CLICK HERE]
Kristen Stewart's Cheating Ways Tainting Breaking Dawn 2 Premiere, Worries Ashley Greene [CLICK HERE]
Demi Lovato Tweets Fourth Album Deets!! [CLICK HERE]
Usher Makes Ex-Wife, Tameka Raymond, Homeless! [CLICK HERE]
Justin Bieber Sings His Heart Out In The Studio For Selena Gomez? [CLICK HERE]
Daniel Radcliffe & Jon Hamm Share A Bath In Young Doctor's Notebook Trailer [CLICK HERE]
Once Upon A Time, Ginnifer Goodwin & Josh Dallas Went Up In Flames! [CLICK HERE]
Simon Cowell's X Factor Groups Intermingling! Find Out Who's Dating Who! [CLICK HERE]
Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Resume Wedding Planning, Days After He Nearly Cheated [CLICK HERE]
Lindsay Lohan Swaps Barbara Walters For Jay Leno & Babs Is PISSED! WATCH Reaction HERE! [CLICK HERE]
Amanda Bynes Claims Jennie Garth Lied About Phone Call!! [CLICK HERE]
This is crazzzy!
Alicia Guastaferro, a former
slightly spoiled teenage beauty queen who was once featured in an ABC episode of Wife Swap, has been arrested and charged with Criminal Impersonation, Criminal Possession of a Controlled Substance and Prostitution!
Even though her parents seemed to give her just about anything she wanted — including a Christmas present every day of the year — the 20-year-old admitted to getting paid "$500 to $700 per night" to have sex with a prominent New York attorney.
The po-po found her inside a car with
From Dance Moms to Jesus Warriors to Honey Boo Boo Chiles to Prostitution Whores, we at PerezHilton.com believe that this category is LONG overdue!
And what better way to introduce the Reality Star of the Week than with THIS gem?!
Unless you're an insomniac, work third shift, or are Edward Cullen, and therefore, don't sleep, you may not have heard of the VH1 reality series Ton of Cash, which premiered in August of last year and aired on Thursday mornings at 2am EST because of low ratings!
But man, oh man, were you missing out, because one of the contestants on this diamond in the rough, which centered around a group of people trying to haul $1,000,000 from L.A. to Las Vegas, was Jonny Sarhanis, otherwise known as The Greek Mystique, an arm wrestler from Cape Cod!
According to his biography on the show's official website: