When we think of celebrity moms who are completely in touch with reality, probably the absolute last woman we think of is Dina Lohan. Unless the reality in which we are talking about refers to reality TV, then we remember her name.

Orange Oprah's mediocre, two-bit bitch and hoebag show, Living Lohan, only lasted a summer on E!. But, hold on, because Dina reveals that a new show might be coming our way. In a recent interview, she says: "We're working with another network on another idea. Yeah, not reality per se, but a realistic show."

Um, and how will that differ from Living Lohan exactly?

In the same interview with Life & Style Weekly, Dina admits that the execs at E! tried to give the show a little edge by asking her and her family to do "crazy things", such as have Dina fake a pregnancy.

Nothing would have saved that show, except maybe having the cameras follow Lindsay around. Then again, they already do anyway and we don't have to suffer through commercials or Dina!

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Is Marissa Jaret Winokur showing us how many fans she has???

The former Miss Tracy Turnblad of Broadway's Hairspray received a slab of wet cement to put on display at the Planet Hollywood in Times Square on Monday.

Is she famous enough for this kinda shiz????

Winokur is the host of the new plus-sized dance competition, Dance Your Ass Off, on the estrogen-friendly Oxygen network, so guess so!

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Paula Abdul and So You Think You Can Dance creator Nigel Lythgoe are doing some very public business on Twitter to produce a Michael Jackson tribute episode as early as this week or next on the dancing show.

"There is a problem clearing Michael's music at the moment," Lythgoe Tweeted on Sunday. "We are trying to make contact with Sony to get clearance on an all Michael SYTYCD."

"Have your people call my people Nigel and let's do it! Lol," responded Paula.

Then, Nigel responded the fan's excitement, "Don't get carried away everyone. It won't be the NEXT show. These things take time to organize, clear and choreograph. I'll keep you posted."

Maybe Paula will choreograph!!!

We can dream!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Remember her???

Former America's Next Top Model contestant Toccara Jones attended the BET Awards on Sunday in Los Angeles. And unlike Beyonce and her shiteous dress, Toccara was actually looking pretty good.

The former plus-sized model seems to have shed off some of her weight (except from her boobs) and kept it off.

Good for you, 'bb. Keep it up!

You're looking hawt!

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We wonder what he's still doing there now that the show is on hiatus!

Jon Gosselin was seen playing handyman while trying to fix the front gate of the Reading, Pennsylvania home he shares with soon-to-be ex, Kate, and eight kids on Friday.

He was probably trying to keep the photogs from taking another picture of Kate in her bikini!

Or maybe he doesn't want to leave the comfy house that reality built!!!

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Well, what do you know? The only one who's an actual celebrity won the whole kit and kaboodle!

Lou Diamond Phillips was announced the winner of I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! on the season finale last night.

On the live broadcast, LDP explained: "This experience is head and shoulders, and far to the left of anything I've ever done. One of a kind. No movie set ever compares to this. This is the real deal and it's been an amazing trip."

Lou landed himself a big check for the charity of his choice and a leafy crown proclaiming him king of the Costa Rican jungle.

But he wasn't the only royalty present for the festivities as the almighty Speidi returned to grace their former cast-mates with their presence. Spencer Pratt even went as far as to thank the cast for giving him the most precious of gifts- more screen time: "They have increased my value of celebrity, I found out, so I owe them all greatly."

Way to go Lou for winning big and way to go Spencer for adding another hour of TV to your fame belt.

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We mentioned that one of the dirty skanks on Real Housewives of New Jersey would soon find herself in a precarious position. Danielle Staub apparently had a recent boyfriend who caught their most intimate moments on film and was ready to sell it to the highest bidder.

There was only two problems with that:

1. No one could give a shit less about some house-whore from NJ. The only buyers would be Bravo, who would then use it to promote the second season.

2. Danielle was smart enough to take the matter to court right away, and this morning, a judge ordered an injunction banning the release of "any sexually explicit video or pictures of Danielle Staub and her former boyfriend Stephen Zalewski pending a hearing next month."

Oh well, Stephen.

She might be a crazy, dirty slut, but she's from Jersey and Jersey girls don't mess around!

Lovesit!

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Karina Smirnoff Ice and fiancee Maksim Chmerkovskiy say "so long" to partnering with Dancing With The Stars. Now, they've landed themselves a solo gig - their own reality TV show.

Hey, it's what all the cool kids are doing!

Though not set in stone, the engaged dancing duo are looking forward to possibly having a fall premiere of their show, which would follow their bi-coastal, dancing fever and wedding-planning lives!

Karina tells Life & Style: “We haven’t signed on the dotted line yet, but hopefully it’s going to premiere this fall. The show’s just us trying to have a normal relationship being in the entertainment industry and opening a studio together.”

The studio she's referring to will be an addition to the several Maksim already owns in NYC, which Karina describes as "a soap opera in themselves!”

Eh, really doesn't peek out interest, but we're sure you DWTS fans will enjoy it.

Will U watch Karina & Maksim shimmy into a new reality series?

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We knew it was too good to be true!!!

TLC released a statement regarding rumors that Jon Gosselin's alleged homewrecking girlfriend, Deanna Hummel, would join the show next season.

"There are no plans to use her. We are in hiatus and all future episodes haven't even been planned," said the network.

We're sure Jon didn't plan to have the affair, but it still happened!!

Maybe TLC can work it out for ratings sake!!!

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