There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Prison — it'll change you.
At least it's done so for Teresa Giudice, who now has big NEW plans ahead for 2016, including some goals involving yoga as both a personal AND business pursuit.
Speaking to PEOPLE Magazine, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star revealed she has some big things on her plate this year, including getting into the yoga business after she gets certified as an accredited instructor:
Michael Skupin is ready to talk.
Last week, the former Survivor competitor was charged with multiple counts of child pornography possession. The police found the disgusting materials after searching his computer during a Ponzi scheme investigation.
But on Friday, the reality star broke his silence about the scandalous story, telling People that he has been "wrongfully accused."
The ex-contestant said in a statement:
"I'm not even sure what to say. I'm more shocked by this than anyone. Sadly, our media doesn't subscribe to 'innocent until proven.' I truly am prayerfully optimistic in our justice system and will fight this with all that I am. Thank you to those who continue to believe in me. I am the guy that you think that I am."
The 54-year-old explained that he's turning to religion following his arrest, adding:
We know for a fact that this new Housewife is real!
While newbies LeeAnne Locken and Brandi Redmond may have made names for themselves as Miss Arizona 1989 and as a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader, respectively, it's Tiffany Hendra you may actually recognize the most.
That's because before becoming a Bravolebrity, she actually had a pretty successful career as a TV host and softcore "Skinemax" actress.
But before you go and slut shame the fashionista, Tiffany is owning her sexXxy past in an interview with The Real Mr. Housewife, saying:
Who knew Teresa Giudice was so thrifty?!
Now that Teresa's prison memoir is finally here, we're starting to get more information on her life behind bars in Danbury, Connecticut. While Giudice's tales of jailed sexy times and fights are very entertaining, her slammer diet and new life hacks are just as good!
While we already knew Giudice was able to stay fit in prison thanks to workout classes, we're now learning that prison vermin also helped her to stay svelte.
Yep, there was once MAGGOTS found in Danbury's rice supply, a situation Tre managed to find a silver lining in:
"I was starting to cut out the carbs, so it worked out anyway."
Well, we guess there's a positive to every predicament!
Unfortunately for the reality star, she'd often go hungry due to the lack of dining options. Not a fan of jail tacos or hot dogs, the momma looked to her fellow inmates for more creative options, like potato logs.
What's a potato log, you ask?
Let Teresa explain:
Like father, like daughter?!
While the former athlete wore the floor-length version, the supermodel showed off her mile-long legs with some beaded boots.
Although we believe both reality TV stars are capable of pulling off this look, something seems fishy. Why would they show up to a high-profile event rocking the same dress? We wouldn't be surprised if this was a plot line for KUWTK!
Regardless of that, we want to know who you guys thought wore it better.