
Paris Hilton’s hot summer plans seem to be really lining up!!
We already knew she had a new album on the way, and we’ve heard her first single off that album.
And after tearing up over Emma Watson and making out with her somewhat violent (but still very seXXXy) beau River Viiperi at Cannes, she not only spilled the deets on her new album, but also revealed her summer Ibiza residency as a DJ!!
Even after all her prior attempts at DJing did't go so well! Gurl never ceases to surprise us!!
Paris says her second album is being produced by Afrojack, and described it as the following:

Cannes pro? You're out on the town, dressed to the nines, partying with Hollywood VIPs!
Cannes con? Your security doesn't know you or speak your language!
That seems to have been the beginning of Paris Hilton and River Viiperi's problems this weekend.
It wasn't the infamous paparazzi that kept getting past security- it was an overeager fan!
And when the young woman pushed up against Paris to take selfies with the star, River hulked out! The model gave the giggling girl a VIOLENT SHOVE! Not cool!
Meanwhile, security kept

True love has no shame!
Paris Hilton and River Viiperi are in LUUUURVE and they don't care who knows it! In fact, they want EVERYBODY to know!
The two were ALL OVER each other at the Gotha Club in Cannes on Thursday with Paris straddling and smooching River like an Army wife who hasn't seen her man in a year.
But, who are we kidding, we'd be doing the same if River was OUR man! Ha!
After the makeout sesh, the 32-year-old heiress casually reapplied her pink lipgloss, as you do.
And don't they look so patriotic in that red Herve Leger bandage dress and cool blue suit?
Don't ever break up, you crazy kids!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Paris Hilton must really love showing off her boyfriend River Viiperi!
Not that we blame her… We’d do the same if our significant other looked like that (above)!!!
The couple was spotted at LAX airport yesterday to catch a flight to London. But it looks like Paris made sure to flaunt her arm candy on the way in.
Ch-ch-check out more photos (below)!
Are they both just REALLY that happy or do U think they're happy to show their love off too?!
They're not exactly camera-shy…
[Image via PGpg7/Ramey Pix.]

Be jealous, Zooey Deschanel!
River Viiperi hit the streets of El Lay on Friday looking absolutely adorkable.
Paris Hilton's model boyfriend turned the sidewalk into his personal catwalk, pounding the pavement in a bright white Saint Laurent kicks, jeans and a Topman "DORK" tee.
River's still wearing too many clothes for our liking, but we'll take what we can get!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

Honestly, we pretty much NEVER hear about celebs getting basic dentistry done — let alone having their wisdom teeth removed!
That's why we were surprised to see Paris Hilton tweeting about it like any regular (read: non-rich non-famous) person would do! She even was moaning about how much it hurt! She had FOUR removed at the same time!
Seriously though, getting your wisdom teeth out HURTS LIKE HELL. Here's what she first tweeted:
Paris Hilton visited the Late Show with David Letterman last night and things got eXXXtra hot.
Sure, the heiress did a great job of bypassing questions about her old friend Lindsay Lohan and promoting her cameo in the new Sofia Coppola flick, The Bling Ring, but what we're more interested in is super seXXXy boy toy she brought along with her.
Oh, it happened!
But did Paris' godly BF River Viiperi take it all off for the cameras??!
Ch-ch-check out the glorious moment (above) and find out!!!!